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I made a rather basic haiku generator a while back...

Here is the link.

Why not post any good ones it spits out?

While you're at it, could you post some 5 and 7 syllable lines that I can add to it? :)

 

Valerie Stubbins

is closed for remodeling

GreenRed brick, you stay

 

Infomaniac

Pizza Delivery Dude

from the super store

 

Infomaniac

you have to put the CD

in your computer

 

Officer Nick Brick

take this pizza to the jail

and now, you're Pepper!

 

Infomaniac

well that WAS interesting

I'm Mr. Super

 

Officer Nick Brick

Welcome to LEGO Island!

and now, you're Pepper!

 

I'm Mr. Super

Pizza Delivery Dude

be careful Pepper

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The Ace Railgun
anonymous nub
I leave the windows open
random tuna head
 
 
GreenRed brick, you stay
you have to put the CD
Be careful Pepper
 
 
air conditioning
frictionless, massless mormon
a specific d***

 

 

nub technology
the Half-Life of lime jello
some quick goat thinking
 
 
Enter and Return
LEGOitus Phalanges
Rocket Racer Run
 
 
GreenRed brick, you stay
Desert Adventure Dragway
Flying Legandos
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Fluffy Cupcake

from the super store
LEGOitus Phalanges
Be careful Pepper
 
I'm Mr. Super
you have to put the CD
in your computer
 
from the super store
The Information Center
in your computer
 
Enter and Return
you have to put the CD
from the super store
 
Infomaniac
start your engines please and GO!
Be careful Pepper
 
Valerie Stubbins
take this pizza to the jail
from the super store

 

Infomaniac
become a LEGO person
Valerie Stubbins

 

Officer Nick Brick
Welcome to LEGO Island!
in your computer

 


The LEGO Racers track names pretty much made all the Haiku's a fail. So I didn't copy-paste them.
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lol username

This reminds me... There used to be a LEGO Island haiku blog on tumblr. It's gone now but here's some of them:

Do a sick kick flip,

Pop wheelies, Pepper Roni —

Pixel ginger kid.

Red brick, see me first.

Never blue you s***, why me?

Yellow, why, log off.

God dammit Pepper

f****ing stop the damn robots

I regret everything

If anybody knows who operated that blog I'd love to know so I could hug them.

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Shadowblaze

Governor Broadside
start your engines please and GO!
Oh! You startled me!

 

colostomy bag
put it in your report, Bill
those creamy white thighs

 

digital squirrel
it tantalizes me so
liquid banana

 

so what if I sweat
a rising column of smoke
let's tease the weasels

 

nice vomiting spell
the Half-Life of lime jello
the growing yodas

 

Fun.

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Enter and Return
Well that WAS interesting
Tribal Island Trail

 

GreenRed brick, you stay
is closed for remodeling
Be careful Pepper

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Basil the Bat Lord
is closed for remodeling
from the super store

Basil the Bat Lord
Pizza Delivery Dude
Infomaniac

Enter and Return
become a LEGO person
in your computer

Baron von Barron
Well that WAS interesting
from the super store

Infomaniac
take this pizza to the jail
Valerie Stubbins

Governor Broadside
Well that WAS interesting
Oh! You startled me!

from the super store
Pizza Delivery Dude
the dude with the food

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Nice! I would like some more lines I could add though. At the moment it's likely you'll get the same ones multiple times.

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Officer Nick Brick
take this pizza to the jail
I'm Mr. Super

 

 

white cotton panties
and fed you to the chickens
those creamy white thighs

 

 

Baron von Barron
car or a bike or something
Rocket Racer Run

 

 

Valerie Stubbins
Well that WAS interesting
And now, you're Pepper!

 

 

Be careful Pepper
LEGOitus Phalanges
Oh! You startled me!

 

 

Governor Broadside
Pizza Delivery Dude
in your computer

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White cotton panties

You are my favorite thing

random tuna head

://///// wat?

Yeah, you're using the "Half Life: Opposing Force" theme...

The game actually generates those. Enable cheats then type haiku in the console.

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the Pizzeria
you are never really far
you can change flowers

 

the dude with the food
you can't spell or read too well
Be careful Pepper

 

you can change flowers
just pick up that tow truck hat
my goodness gracious!

 

Dorothy Funberg
take this pizza to the jail
make yourself useful

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Added a few new lines. Mostly LEGO Island ones...

Stats:

46 possible 5s

44 possible 7s

 

Some examples:

I just ordered in

Well that WAS interesting

my goodness gracious!

 

Valerie Stubbins

in your home or in your car

GreenRed brick, you stay

 

it's time to dance, yes?

well it's about time... for lunch!

it's up on the rack

 

Infomaniac

truck's ready, it's out in front

make yourself useful

 

And now, you're Pepper!

if you do it brick by brick

you can change flowers

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