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Ayliffe Innit - Today at 2:55 PM
or better yet
just not fill it with spongebob streams
with suggestive thumbnails
look lads I'm not likely to click on it even if the thumbnail has Patrick looking at a bulge in his pants
I'm less likely to do so with that sorta thumbnail

 

Phantom Terror - Today at 2:58 PM
If I want to watch starfish porn I have other websites for that

 

Ayliffe Innit - Today at 2:58 PM
like the aquarium

 

Phantom Terror - Today at 2:58 PM
Um yeah
Let's go with that

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[9:38 PM] Alice: latest.png

[9:38 PM] Alice: can anyone tell me

[9:38 PM] Alice: what is she actually wearing?

[9:39 PM] Alice: is that a sleeveless hoodie with a top pocket?

[9:39 PM] Alice: a gray hoodie with blue arms?

[9:39 PM] Terrev: grey thing over light blue thing i am not good at clothing names

[9:40 PM] Vamp24x7: Maybe its a grey sleve-less coat?????? I dunno

[9:40 PM] Alice: like

[9:40 PM] Alice: I'd consult cosplays to see what other people thought

[9:40 PM] Alice: but this is all I can find

[9:40 PM] Alice: https://imaginationvirtuoso.deviantart.com/art/Tetris-Girl-and-Veronica-Voltage-315671219

[9:40 PM] Alice: which isn't exactly helpful

[9:40 PM] Tweesee: who carrys one pencil

[9:41 PM] Alice: Veronica Voltage, clearly

[9:41 PM] Ayliffe 3 & Knuckles: someone who hasn't seen a pen before

[9:43 PM] April: looks more like some sort of worker's overalls

[9:44 PM] Tweesee: does her trousers have vents?

[9:44 PM] Ayliffe 3 & Knuckles: she's a robot

[9:44 PM] Ayliffe 3 & Knuckles: that's why she's called Veronica Voltage

[9:45 PM] Ayliffe 3 & Knuckles: (I'm half joking but that actually makes a lot of sense for some reason)

[9:45 PM] Alice: no wonder she's fast

[9:45 PM] Tweesee: what voltage does she run at?

[9:45 PM] Alice: veronica.

[9:45 PM] Alice: obviously

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le717

(McJobless, my brother, and I were doing online racing in NFS U2)

 

Jobbo-06/03/2017

Watching my rear view mirror was like watching two fat rhinos slip around on an ice rink
It was amazing

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Ayliffe

[1:52 AM] Pereki: 769px-Aten.svg.png

[1:52 AM] Pereki: this is my new favorite egyptian god, aten. hes just the sun but with really long arms that reach down and give things to you
[2:02 AM] Jess: "hello citizens, it's me your new pharaoh, akhenaten. you like all those gods you've got? f**** you, they all go in the trash. here's my new god, he's uhhhhh a disc with lots of arms. and you all get to worship him now. i'll be the most popular pharaoh ever for sure now"
[2:05 AM] Pereki: "and, uh, also please build a new city called uhhhh akhetaten. like my name"

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ProfessorBrickkeeper - Today at 2:40 PM
...looking at more images from the film, I think I’d be fine with a large version of the Ninjago City Dicks.

Terrev - Today at 2:40 PM
The.......what

 

ProfessorBrickkeeper - Today at 2:41 PM
DOCKS
Docks
docks

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[9:24 PM] Pereki: looking at some old catalogs
[9:28 PM] Pereki: KKigMNfwTRKz3Z6Jp7kR6Q.png

[9:28 PM] Pereki: "the endless universe of Black and White Space"??
[9:45 PM] Ayliffe: well I mean
[9:45 PM] Ayliffe: space is black
[9:45 PM] Ayliffe: and stars are white
[9:45 PM] Ayliffe: ...I guess?
[9:46 PM] Terrev: a minifigure of Neil deGrasse Tyson bursts in 

ACTUALLY,

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Terrev: this game is like if you took soccer mania and replaced soccer with beating people up

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Ayliffe

[10:07 PM] Red60: IMG_6786.JPG?width=356&height=474

[10:07 PM] Red60: cool, i hope i can make a car as good as-
[10:08 PM] Red60: IMG_6787.JPG?width=630&height=473

[10:08 PM] Terrev: bahaha
[10:08 PM] Red60: f**k.
[10:08 PM] Terrev: gold
[10:10 PM] Ayliffe: ah yes my favourite racing car, 'vaguely shaped like a duck'
[10:11 PM] Red60: IMG_6789.JPG?width=630&height=473

[10:11 PM] Red60: "i can't see s**t, sir!"
[10:11 PM] Aves: lol
[10:12 PM] Terrev: unknown.png

[10:12 PM] Red60: also the arms would conflict with the bricks big time
[10:13 PM] Red60: it just wouldn't work
[10:13 PM] Terrev: LR1 allows that too
[10:15 PM] Terrev: unknown.png

[10:15 PM] Terrev: it's a dragon now
[10:15 PM] Ayliffe: [wipes glasses]
[10:15 PM] Ayliffe: 6a0133ec87bd6d970b01b7c7855c48970b-800wi

[10:15 PM] Terrev: oh my god

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[11:00 PM] Terrev: dude on the left is like a reverse flex
[11:00 PM] Red60: flex had orange hair
[11:00 PM] Red60: so maybe it is flex
[11:01 PM] Red60: he just quit and became a sex explorer
[11:01 PM] Red60: because they have better benefits
[11:01 PM] Red60: like dental
 
 

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[9:26 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Oh boy, this just reminded me of a story from my 2015 visit to LEGOLAND Windsor, and waiting in line for Atlantis...
[9:42 PM] Ayliffe: did a small gust of wind blow the cardboard ride building into a nearby tree again
[9:51 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: So, I was waiting in the outdoor queue, which is separated by these wooden fences with metal lattice.
[9:51 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Atlantis%20Submarine%20Voyage%20queue%20

[9:52 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Here’s an image do you can visualize the area.
[9:54 PM] mumboking: For a moment, I thought that said vandalize.
[9:54 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Oh, I’ll get there...
[9:56 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Anyway, a few groups ahead, there’s this family with a young (probably around five y/o) girl.
[10:05 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: And this girl... as she makes her way through the line, for some inexplicable reason, is just licking everything around her.
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[10:06 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: And not like pressing her mouth against stuff, she’s going at it full-tongue.
[10:08 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: As the line starts to move, the family move from against the back wall/fence (which she was licking) to one of the central fences.
[10:09 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: But she continues undeterred and her mouth finds its way to one of the wooden fences.
[10:09 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Which as you recall, has a sheet of lattice over it.
[10:10 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Now right behind this fence, there’s a guy just leaning against it, unaware of what is about to go down.
[10:12 PM] mumboking: Oh no...
[10:13 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Through one of the holes in the lattice, the girl’s tongue manages to fit...
[10:14 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Right against this other guy’s butt.
[10:14 PM] mumboking: OH!
[10:14 PM] Terrev: oh
[10:16 PM] Ayliffe: I was expecting this story to go in many directions but this wasn't one of them
[10:18 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: And this is why I will never look at the LEGOLAND Windsor Atlantis attraction the same way again.
[10:19 PM] Ayliffe: On the plus side though
[10:19 PM] Ayliffe: at least you weren't trapped in one of the submarines with her
[10:20 PM] Terrev: At legoland california recently my nephew got a minifigure bag (firework guy) and was trying to open it
[10:20 PM] Terrev: Some random girl comes along
[10:20 PM] Terrev: Says I CAN HELP
[10:20 PM] Terrev: Takes the bag
[10:21 PM] Terrev: Shoves it in her mouth and is about to either rip the bag or remove half her teeth with it
[10:21 PM] Terrev: Everyone yells NO in unison
[10:21 PM] Terrev: We take it back, she runs off, everyone is laughing/dumbfounded
[10:22 PM] Terrev: Why are kids
[10:22 PM] Terrev: Just... Why are kids
[10:22 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: I’m glad we all have our own stories of how our LEGOLAND experience has been tarnished by kid’s mouths.

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[12:53 PM] Tweesee, M.D.: Looking through TLG's twitter
[12:53 PM] Tweesee, M.D.: looking at who they follow
[12:53 PM] Tweesee, M.D.: >dril
[12:53 PM] Tweesee, M.D.: > a bunch of furries
[12:53 PM] Tweesee, M.D.: what
[1:04 PM] Ayliffe: man the chima reboot's lookin weird huh
[4:11 PM] keeper of socks: Dril Wint and the Seven Furries

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