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Chapter 1 - Axle's Origins

I really had no experiance in mining. Albiet I was a gold prospecter, on the outskirts of Coreillia, I was really a better Driver though.

So when they asked me to join the RRC, (Rock Raider Core as it was known back then) I was very suprised!

"But why me?" I asked "There are plenty of good miners in the Kessel spice mines! Why not one of them?"

"Because," the Rep replied "A buddy of yours named Zeke Meaho recommended you to us."

Zeke, of course! He and I were college roommates, back when I was getting my Degree, before I moved back to Coreillia, for the prospect ranch. But I never thought he would recommend me to anyone!

I sighed. "Fine I'll come."

They took me to their ship. It wasn't a very large ship, Class 3 Freighter, similer to the one I used. They had started the pre-flight routine by the time I found my room.

We got off the ground and into space. Then we made the jump to hyperspeed.

Thats when my life changed forever!

TBC

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Chapter 2 - Meet the team

We got to Earth in under a week, thanks to the jumpgate junctions setup around the known universe.

I had to admit, I was pretty exited to come. I couldn't wait to see Zeke again!

We got to San Francisco and there, right in front of us, was the RRC's main HQ and in the background, a MASSIVE UMS Class ship

I got to meet the team first. There was Jet Nyrah, the main Pilot, Bandit Cummingham, an experianced sailor and Co-pilot, Jace Nyrah the Lead Biologist, Docs Owens, the lead Geologist, Sparks Kenneth, the lead Engineer, Xavier Smith, the lead Medic and part-time Pilot, Zeke Meaho Weapons specialist, and Luther Geofrey, a very experianced Miner and Explosives expert.

Then in came a rather old, but physicly strong, man. His name was Arnold "Chief" Freeman.

TBC

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Chapter 3 - Getting to know everyone

"Oh hey! New meat!!" said a red-headed man. (I didn't know who he was back then) "Name's Sparks, Sparks Kenneth! What's yours?"

"Uhh, Axle Karary," I said.

"Nice to meet you Axle. Uh, can I call you Axle?" he asked.

"Uhh, suuuurrrrre." I said.

"Oh, leave him alone, Sparks! In college he was pretty much a loner. He was pretty much only involved with me, being his old roommate and all."

"How ya doin' buddy!" he said, as he gave me a hug.

"Great! Now could you please let me go? My air supply is running out!" I choked.

"Oh sorry," Zeke said, sheepishly. "I'll introduce you to everybody. As you already know, that's Sparks Kenneth, he's our Engineer. We call him the redneck that quotes Shakespeare."

"That's Lieutenant Jet Nyrah, she's our main Pilot. We literally can't get anywhere without her," Sparks said.

"And that's my sister, Jace Nyrah," Jet explained. "She's our lead Biologist. If there are any lifeforms on any planet, she will identifiy 'em or, if they are previously undiscovered, she will name 'em,"

"And this is Docs Owens, he's our lead Geologist. He helps us with...uhh...well our...rockey.. stuff..." Jace stammered.

"Here is Luther Geofrey, he's our Explosives expert and the best miner this side of the Milky Way!" Docs said, pounding said miner on the back.

"And this is Xavier Smith. He's our medic and a Part-time Pilot," Luther said.

"And even though you already know him, this is Zeke Meaho, he's our Weapons specialist, so if we are faced with a combat problem, he'll solve it!" Xavier explained.

"And thus, concludes this intro-" Docs cut Zeke off in mid-sentance.

"Ahem aren't you forgetting somone?"

"Oh yeah. And-this-is-Arthur-Freeman-We-call-him-"Chief"-because-he-is. There I said it, happy?!"

I was puzzled. This behavior wasn't like Zeke! He never went fast with an intro, or forgot it entirly!! Somthing wasn't right! And I was determend to find out what!

TBC

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Haha I liked the 'air supply is running out!' stab.

Xavier is medic? /:| X-men reference?

Nice start, interested in seeing where the story goes...

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Haha I liked the 'air supply is running out!' stab.

Xavier is medic? /:| X-men reference?

Nice start, interested in seeing where the story goes...

Thanks Cyrem

But no I don't watch X-men

and the 'air supply is running out' "Stab" was very funny to me too

Spread the word about it

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  • 3 weeks later...

Chapter 4 - Take off

"Alright, our next mission, and your first one Axle, takes us to a fairly large asteroid in the Belt. It's called B12-16A, and there are some Cryptonium veins in there. We are instructed to mainly rectify that." Chief informed his team.

"Uhh, what's Cryptonium for?" I asked, but everyone else thought it was a stupid question.

"It's to make the Tougher-than-steel metal Neo-teqnyne*" Zeke answered, coming to my rescue.

"Oh. Thanks Zeke!" I said.

"No problem." he replied.

We had just under four hours to have a bit of R&R before we left. I never left the ship though, I wanted to make myself at home.

I thought I saw Zeke running out from his room, an angry look about him. I was a bit confused but I shrugged it off.

=3 days later=

We arrived at B12-16A and immediately started the operation. I didn't do much exept drive people between bases, it was BOOOORRRRIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't find Zeke anywhere though, he sure is acting funny. I had to talk to him someday.

TBC

*(pronounced NEE-OH-TECK-NINE)

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Chapter 5 - Next Mission

We had just finished the mining operation on B12-16A, when we got called to do another.

I sighed. "Can't we go home first? I'm in need of a break!" I complained.

"Sorry Axle, but you're outta luck. We need to do this mission, if we want to get a Hyperdrive for the ship instead of our INSANLY slow FTL Drive!" Sparks said. "But I feel your pain, I need a vacation too! You now know how draining this kind of job is!"

"Do you even know how to install a Hyperdrive?" I asked.

"Sure do. I was a ship repairman before I was inducted-I mean chose!!"

"Cut the chatter you two, we need to go to the Jumpgate Junction. Jet, lets go!" Chiefs voice* boomed

"Yes sir!" Jet called.

I actually never noticed Jet before; she was pretty good looking!

=A week-and-a-half later=

"Look at the price of this Jumpgate Junction!! We can bairly afford it as it is!" Chief grumbled

"Sorry mate, proices are roisin!" the Jumpgate manager told us. "It's outta me control mate. I just got the memmo that we are to raise proices, on dem Jumpgates!"

"Fine here you are!" Chief grumbled again.

"Thanks! G'day mate!" the manager said.

"You too."

Chief signed off the comm and went to the ship control section of the bridge. I thought I heard Zeke chuckle, as if he new something I, or the Chief, didn't! I really had to get round to asking him about it.

TBC

*I think Chief should be played by Christopher Lloyd.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Chapter 6 - The fateful Day

We had just finished the second job. It was in our galaxy so it wasn't all that far

"WHAAAT!!" Cheif screamed, I thought he would have a heart attack! "THIS IS EVEN MORE THEN LAST TIME!!!!"

"Look, it's not my problem! You know perfectly well that these consume alot of energy." The other jumpgate manager told us

"Well, I'm not paying for a round-trip if it cost's that much! Good day to you, sir!" Chief signed off, he was madder than I was when I saw my last tax!

"Lemme guess, sir, you want me to activate the FTL Drive to get us home?" Jet asked

"Why yes, Jet, that is what I was gonna say!" Cheif said

Before he even finished his sentance Jet was in the turbolift to the control section.

We started the FTL Drive and the stars turned into star lines and stayed that way.

We had just made the biggest mistake in our entire life!

= A week later =

I was awakend by a large thud, followed by an explosion later. I rushed to the bridge to see what was up.

There infront of us was a large asteroid storm, an asteroid storm is when a gravity well swells up in a belt and sends the asteroids into a haphazerd mess and cascades on a collision course into one another, and other ships. That should have been our first clue, but Chief had ordered Zeke to fire the turbolasers at the 'roids to cut a path for us.

Another big mistake.

Because when there is enough room in an asteroid storm a wormhole can form, BUT, only in the right conditions.

And these were the right conditions!

"We have to keep going!" Cheif said

"Err, Boss, you might want to take a look at this..." Docs said

"A WORMHOLE!! Jet, take all unessisary power to the Retro's!"

Our last, and arguably the most lethal, mistake.

The retro thrusters fired and it looked like we were gonna make it. But then an abnormally large asteroid seemingly popped out of nowhere!

The retro's drained too much power for the energy sheild to come back online or the turbolasers, so we couldn't protect ourselfs in an energy bubble or fire a laser at it to blast it into oblivien.

We were out of options! We had to say our goodbyes!

The asteroid hit the radar dish at the front and it flew off, into the wormhole, then the asteroid started rolling toward us and hit the command bridge! The force of the impact not only shorted out the grid, but also sent us into the wormhole at an alarming speed. Okay I was wrong, we weren't gonna die from the asteroid! But now we were gonna die from the wormhole. we plummeted into the swirling vortex of anitmatter and gravity and the AGGs* shut down. we were now floating around in the bridge. It was a little bit fun, but it didn't distract me from the fact we were plummeting to our iminant doom. My life flashed before my eyes. A red light from somewhere flashed. I passed out....

I awoke 20 minutes later on the ground with my head hurting and my heart pounding. I was wondering where I was, but then I remembered.

"I- I'm alive?"

"Yeah, turns out it was a peaceful one!" a voice told me

"What was a peaceful one? Who are you?" I asked

"Well the wormhole was, I'm Sparks Kenneth by the way. Pleased to meet you." Sparks said

"Oh hi, Sparks." I chuckeled "What happend back there?"

"Well we were plummeting to our doom-" I cut him off in mid-sentance "After I passed out!" I said

"Ohhh okay. Well, I saw you slump and then everything went black, but I was still conscious, and it took about fifteen minutes for us to get out," he told me "So you didn't miss much. Oh except for the G-forces that we experianced on our way out, the AGGs kicked in after the wormhole barfed us."

"And thats why I'm on the ground?"

"Thats why you're on the ground."

I just remembered I was still prone, so I got up and looked around, It was an amazing site! A red blue and green nebula was our background for the solar system we were in.

I went to anilize the situation on the mainframe computer, I found out that we were both somewhere and nowhere. somewhere that we are even here, nowhere that this solar system, or even this galaxy, is uncharted

TBC

*AGG stands for Artificial Gravity Generator

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Chapter 7 - Crystal Cache

"We need power to get home." Chief said

"Like we didn't know that already." I said under my breath

"Docs is already looking for a planet that can supply us with enough power!"

"Accully, Chief, I found it, well two."

"Really? That was fast!" Jet said, her platinum blonde hair swaying as she turned around.

I must say, I was star-struck by her!

"The first one, the closest, is a fairly Rocky planet, atmosphere is a deadly cocktail of Hydrogen Helium and Tibanna! Second one has no atmosphere at all."

"Then we go to the second one--" Docs cut Chief off in mid-sentance "Accully, Chief, the first one when we go underground has an air rating simlier to Earth!" he said.

"But the problem is, we can't go underground!" Chief said.

"Ah, but yes we can! We have a teleport in the hanger remember." Docs countered

"Ah, but remember we are OUT OF POWER!!" Chief shouted

"We have an auxilery power generator that runs on Tibanna. Sooooo we can use the teleport!" Docs countered, And won!

"Right, well turn that on and we will go and mine!"

TBC

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Chapter 8 - Critical Mission

We sent a scout team ahead of us, I myself was included along with Jet, Jace, Bandit, Sparks and Zeke

Most of the team were on Repulserlift scout platform Mark II's, otherwise known as a Hover Scout, and the rest were driving Driller Trucks (or Small Diggers as we affectionally call them) and Docs was right, the air in here WAS like Earths!

We had to find a good place to setup base. We found a somewhat larger cavern and we placed the teleport becons there.

Becons are for the targeting system on a transporter, the targeting system is usually automatic, but the transporter on board the UMS Explorer has been slightly damaged, due to low power, and is not working properly so the becons are to ensure that Rock Raiders (Which is the employee name for the RRC) don't get teleported into the wrong cavern. Suddenly a bright light flashed and particles started emmiting from the becons, sure enough, when the bright light subsided, there, infront of us, was our base, our new base! Well not really, we had to put it all together.

"Well there we go! all the materials for the base are here, lets get to work then!" Bandit suggested

"Yeah, I agree with him. The sooner we get the base built, the better!" Jet said

Yeah, she's definatly good lookin'! I thought

"Earth to Axle, Earth to Axle, do you read me?!" Jace called

"Uhh? Oh, oh yeah!" I awoke from my daydream

We got to work imedatly-that sounds familier-and set up the base.

We had got the basic components down, the Barracks, the Life-support station, Power Station, Teleport pad, all that stuff.

TBC

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The story is pretty good so far. A little trivia, though. An atmosphere mostly made up of Hydrogen, Helium AND a heavy gas, fictional or real, wouldn't work on an earth-mass planet. There's not enough gravity to keep the Hydrogen (and to a lesser extent, Helium) from just floating to a higher altitude and escaping the planet's surface entirely. Don't worry about it, just keep it in mind if you're trying to write in a hard Sci-Fi style.

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Okay then

Thanks for that, uhh.. interesting factual thingy

Chapter 9 - Over-haul!

We had just finished two days of mining when we collected over 10,000 Energy Crystals, green silicon compounds with spiky protrudents around the rock, and the crystal is infused with an anti-matter type energy, so we could convert that into electrical energy with our anti-matter processer. Docs had concluded that there are several stages to a crystal, that change color every time the stage is changed, and along side that, it makes it more powerful!

"We have probably enough energy crystals to get us home!" Luther said "Lets loa------ WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

I ran in to see what happend. When I arrived, I saw the crystals were a dull purpley-grey.

"WHAT HAPPEND TO THESE CRYSTALAS!?!?!?!?!?!?" Luther yelled

"There's the perp!" Jace said

"Who, me?!" Zeke said in surprise

"Yeah, you! You know what you wa-- oh. Oh, yeah. Without those crystals we still couldn't get home, sorry about that." Jace trailed off

"What are you talking about Jace?" I asked, but she didn't say anything.

"Wait, guys! Over here!!" Bandit called

We ran over and he was pointing on to the ground and jumping up and down.

"What's up?" I asked

"Slime trail." he said

"Lets follow it!" I said

We followed the slime trail untill

"What in the world is that!?" Jace said

The creeture looked up and started to run away before Docs shot it with a Chill Gun.

"It's looks like a slug of somesort..." Jace said.

"Uh yeah, like we didn't know that already." Sparks said.

"I have no idea what to call it though!" she said

"Not our problem." Sparks said

Jace threw Sparks an angry look.

"Um, I have an idea."

They all stared at me, I was getting uncomfortible.

"Uhh.. w-well we could call it a s-slimey slug?"

"Okay, well that settles it then, a Slimey Slug it is." Jace said, probably from lack of a better idea

"What are we gonna do about these now useless crystals then?" someone said

"Dunno, we could just mine for more." Docs said

"Aww man, we're already working hard as it is." someone else said

"Well, hop to it! The sooner we get done, the sooner we can go home!" Docs said

Well guess thats that. We have to start all over.

TBC

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Chapter 10 - Surface Explosion

I had awoken to a very loud noise, I had no idea what happend. I went to ask Docs about it then I heard someone yell "Cave the entrances to the surface in!"

"W-whats happening Docs?" I asked

"I knew it would happen sooner or later!" Docs said, as if he didn't hear me

"HELLO-O!! DOCS!" I yelled

"AAAAAUUUGGHHHHH!! DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT, AXLE!" Docs shouted, I thought he might have a heart attack this time

"Sorry." is all I could say about that. "What's goin' on?"

"Er, sorry -ahem- the planets atmosphere has just collapsed on itself and now the whole planet is exposed to space!" Docs told me

"So, Explosive decompression? Thats what I heard when I woke up, more to the point, thats how I woke up!"

"Well I have good news, and I have bad news! The good news is: the planets atmosphere will regenerate! The bad news: It will still be inhospitible

"Well, Lets count our blessings! First off, we cut off all routes to the surface, secondly, we still have air, and thirdly no-one got sucked into space or seriously injurd!" I said

I think I cheared Docs up.

TBC

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Chapter 11 - New threats

- - - -

"Well, we conqoured Koruskant, Sirrus, Traeris and Terra, we-" The Vistrossian commander was cut off in midsentance by an alarm "Akcor! What was that?"

"Wormhole, sir! Bearing in our vector!" he said

"No!" were the commanders final words before the wormhole sucked them up, In other words he will talk again. just not now. /:|

O.T.

totally messed that up

- - - -

I was in my room when I saw it, that stupid wormhole, but then..

"CHIEF!! CHIEF!!! THE WORMHOLES BACK, WE CAN GOoooo--- Oh yeah, we can't move cause we're out of power," I sighed "never mind."

"tsk tsk tsk, You shouldn't jump at a chance like that when we..." Chiefs eyes looked out the window to something I couldn't see "is- is that a Visser ship out there?!"

"Uhhhhh, Looks like it, but I thought Visstrosse was in the Cheksumme sector." I said

"Didn't the french discover that sector?" asked Sparks

"Don't go off topic, Sparky!" I told him

thats when he just snapped

"DO NOT EVER CALL ME SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled

"Y-yes sir, Sparks, sir" was all I could muster

Well, I finally did it, I ticked off Sparks. Nice job(!)

- - - -

"Sir, ship bearing mark 22 32!" Akcor said

"Let's go and get it!" the commander said

"Ohhhhh, I don't think it's worth it, it's a UMS class! They usually don't have anything valuable on board."

"Yes thats true. But we're in visual range, why aren't they running like a frightend Hunter?"

"Maybe they're as brave as a combat converted Strider, sir?" Akcor said

"Bah, humans are cowards through and through, they could barely stand up to us when we found them on Mars with us*, mining for crystals*!" the commander said

"Well, maybe they haven't seen us yet, <sir> er, I mean sir."

"How many times, Lieutenant, do I have to tell you? Never speak basic while I'm talking to you! It's far less civilized than Vistrese."

"Forgive me sir, I was about to say maybe we should land, I mean we're out of power, so maybe they have the same problem and there is a power source down there somewhere..."

"Good idea Lieutenant!" the commander said slapping him on the back

"And, er sir, maybe we should keep a (low profile)."

"Hmm maybe. Lieutenant, I belive you're in for a promotion sometime soon! A big one! Second in command maybe...." he said "But if we come across some, we crush them!"

"Yes, sir." Akcor, slightly upset at the idea

But we're Vissers, err, Vistrossians! We come, see and conqour!!

- - - -

TBC

*us, he ment us in general, so the Visser race

*and yes, the Vissers are the Mars Mission aliens

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Chapter 12 - War

Several hours after the Visser ship landed, we finally caught up with them! My guess is that they were keeping a low profile.

"<SIR>!" one of the Vissers shouted "There's a hu- *ahem* <There's a human over there>!!"

I was a bit bewildered when I heard that Visser say "there's a Hugh" In english, or Universal basic standerd to you guys in Lucisse*, I don't know what he ment by "There's a Hugh" though...

"DOCS!!" I screamed as I ran back down the cave to the base "THERE ARE VISSERS OUT THERE!!!!"

"Oh, snap!" I heard Zeke say, he has been keeping a low profile too... I wonder why...

"Are you quite sure, Axle? They have been keeping a low profile." Docs said calmly

"Are you sure I wouldn't recognize the reptillian bioluminescent characteristics of them? They don't need the headlights on the mining helmats we have you know!"

"Alright, alright, don't be so anxious! ZEKE!!" Docs called

"Yeah?" he called back

"WE HAVE A COMBAT PROBLEM WE NEED YOU TO SOLVE!!"

"Sure, I'll be right over." he walked over from his barraks, which he shares with me and Sparks, to the geodome "What's the sitch'?" he asked

I started talking before Docs even finished opening his mouth "Vissers are coming! if they find us, we're dead meat!"

"Vissers huhn....?" he said stroking his chin "Since when?"

"Uh, since a few hours ago... Didn't you hear me screaming? I heard you say "oh snap"!" I said

"Oh that, the chill gun I was repairing was being a doofus and it kept short circuiting!"

"Yes, they are tough to repair..." I agreed "But back to the subject at hand, can you equip our Rock Raiders with weapons to help fight dem Vissers*?"

"Sure can! If they know how to fight, they will push 'em back!" Zeke said enthusiastically

"Hey, I'm a good fighter!" Luther said "I had to battle my way out of a ruby mine in Telos XII, they were too greedy, and I was just a dead weight to them! Turns out, I owned the thing! I Killed nearly all of them, only a handful of the original team were left"

I cringed. I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of his blaster! I couldn't quickdraw to save my life, literally!

-Later-

"Well thats it, anybody who knows how to fight is here, including this young kid named Flare!" Zeke said

Flare looked no more then 12 or 13 years old yet he knew how to mine, let alone fight!

"How old are you, kid?" I asked

"I'm 9." he said "But my brothers and sister always say I'm tall for my age!"

"Well, you look like you could pull the ears off a Gundark!" I said, proudly

"Hey, hey never mind the Gundark! He could pull the nose cannon off a Strider!" Zeke said "Plucky little guy, isn't he?"

He just shrugged "I guess." he said

Half an hour later, we were ready!

TBC

*Lucisse is the Star Wars galaxy.

Note the pun in there :P

*Visser is a derogitary term for Vistrossian, well not so much as a derogitary term, more like a nick-name

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Chapter 13 - Aftermath

We had the upper hand! Most of the Vissers had either retreated or got killed in the firefight! I was engaged in hand to hand combat with a Visser who didn't seem to put up much of a fight, I knocked him down, I pinned him, I aimed my blaster at his head!

"<Thats the spirit, Akcor! Show them how bravely a Visstrossian can die!!>" said a commander*

"PLEASE, STOP! MERCY!!!" The Visser I had pinned shouted.

I was dumbfounded, so dumbfounded that I dropped my blaster on his chest.

"NO, DON'T! IT'S A TRICK!!" I heard Zeke shout

"NO IT'S NOT!!! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, MERCY!!" He shouted in utter anguish.

I felt sorry for the guy, I got off him and offered my hand. He took it, he trusted me and I trusted him.

"Yo, Zeke, DO we take prisoners?" I asked

"Uhh, I'm not sure, maybe. Why?" he replied

"I have this Visser here, who begged for mercy and isn't killing me!"

"Why? Have you always wanted a pet Visser?"

"Nope, Just yes or no?"

He thought about it for a handful of heartbeats, when finally

"Yes... We could always use somemore miners!" he said with a tone of uncertainty in his voice

"Okay, Looks like you're gonna live buddy!" I said

"Buddy? You're calling me your buddy?" he asked "Wow I never, ever thought that a human would call me, a Visstrossian, their buddy!"

He seemed to like that idea, I kinda liked him too

"By the way, Whats your name?" I asked

"Akcor, but sice I'm your buddy, you can call me Kcor!" he replied

TBC

*The alien commander Is a differant breed of Visser called "Higher Visstrossian" Akcor is a normal Visser or "Standerd Breed"

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  • 6 years later...

Well, this is a blast from the past. I wrote a lot more than I realized too.

 

I have mixed feelings about this. It's cringy in many places, for sure, but it's fairly cohesive, and there seemed to be some amount of intelligence behind the writing.

 

Although obvious foreshadowing is obvious. :P

 

I can barely believe that people would actually enjoy this. I started writing a complete overhaul of the Rock Raiders story a few years ago, which I had abandoned in favor of writing my own fiction, but I must have, whether consciously or unconsciously, recycled some ideas from here. Like Zeke being Axle's college roommate, him vouching for his position on the Rock Raiders crew, and parts of the wormhole sequence as well.

 

I should post the first Rock Raiders fan fiction I actually finished here. I think you guys would like it.

 

...

 

And also, so much Star Wars! Seriously, Axle lived on Correllia, and they used Tibanna as a power source... And Star Trek as well!? I hadn't even watched Star Trek at that point! Anti-matter energy, bearking mark ## ## (wrong ordering, but the idea is there). Yeesh...

 

And a lot of asterisks explanations. Cuz I was reading a lot of Asterix. :P

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