RRU Quotes 2: Reckoning

[Lind Whisperer]

___: Shouldn´t tomfyhr´s scripts cover the issue of programming?

...

WillKirkby: That's like saying "Shouldn't tomfyhr's sentences cover the issue of writing a novel"

[Lair]

[11:48:10 PM] ♥ringtail♥: vive sounds like a woodwind musical instrument that you can also use to vape out of
[11:49:28 PM] Pereki: ringtail, I think you just cornered the 'vapers who play musical instruments' market
[11:53:25 PM] noghiri: so basically a full third of the seattle music scene

[lol username]

[5:49:35 PM] Will: •   • •   • •   • −
[5:50:42 PM | Edited 5:51:05 PM] Jim Brickkeeper: Your morse code is terrible.
[5:50:56 PM] Jim Brickkeeper: “?????????????”
[5:50:56 PM] Will: no it's just a very very abstract joke
[5:51:07 PM] ♥ringtail♥: f**** YOU

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[11:02:33 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: FUUUUCK
[11:02:34 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: ]f****
[11:02:35 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: f****
[11:02:37 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: f**** ME SENSELESS
[11:02:39 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: OH f****
[11:02:40 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh:

 
[11:02:42 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: HELP
[11:02:43 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: SOMEBODY
[11:02:47 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: SEND THE COAST GUARD
[11:02:51 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: SEND SCOTTLAND YARD
[11:02:54 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: WHAT THE f**** DO I DO
[11:02:56 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: IT'S EVERYWHERE
[11:03:02 PM] noghiri: qhat
[11:03:05 PM] Stan McStudz: First off, what the f**** DID you do???
[11:03:06 PM] noghiri: what the

[11:03:08 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: I'VE GOT f****ING LIQUID ALL DOWN MY f****ING CARPET

 

[11:03:22 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: THERE'S SUPER GLUE FUMES EVERYWHERE
[11:03:25 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: I'M GOING TO DIE

 

[11:07:47 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: MY HANDS
[11:07:48 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: MY PANTS
[11:07:50 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: MY FLOOR
[11:07:52 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: ALL STICKY
[11:07:52 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: f****
[11:07:56 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: THIS IS f****ED
[11:08:07 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: DID A f****ING MEXICAN SIESTA HAPPEN AT MY HOUSE OR WHAT

 

[11:10:25 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: THERE'S f****ING DROPS ALL OVER THE HOUSE
[11:10:25 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: GOD
[11:10:28 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: IT'LL NEVER BE CLEAN

 

[11:11:34 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: IT CAME OUT FULL FORCE
[11:11:37 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: STILL CLEANING
[11:11:43 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: IT ALMOST RUINED MY TAX FILES

 

 

 

[11:39:19 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: So uh.
[11:39:22 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Allow me to explain.
[11:39:33 PM] Terrev: yes
[11:39:38 PM] noghiri: please do

[11:39:41 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: 4 years ago, it was my 18th birthday.
[11:39:44 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: I got a special present.
[11:39:50 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: It.
[11:39:55 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Otherwise known as
[11:40:01 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: The Alien Easter Egg

 

[11:40:30 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: The ingredients of this egg were topic secret, but I intended to find out.
[11:40:43 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: My autopsy was conducted on the night I got it at the cinemas.
[11:41:05 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Inside was 6 mini-cans of coke.
[11:41:07 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Superglued together.
[11:41:13 PM] Terrev: oh god
[11:41:16 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Alongside a pony with a hole in its arse.
[11:41:29 PM] Terrev: oh
[11:41:33 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: They were wrapped inside a spool of bubblewrap.
[11:41:35 PM] noghiri: oh
[11:41:46 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Which was held together with 3 different reels of tape.

 

[11:42:03 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Now uh.
[11:42:12 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: It seems that when I did the autopsy to save the pony
[11:42:21 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: I may have accidently broken one of the cans.
[11:42:31 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: The result was that the egg filled with coke for 4 years.
[11:42:36 PM] Terrev: oh my god
[11:42:36 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Eventually it busted out of the egg.
[11:42:38 PM] Pereki: pfffffft
[11:42:54 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: And slowly it headed towards my tax information and important project files.
[11:42:54 PM] noghiri: AMAZING
[11:42:55 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Now.
[11:43:03 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: In feat. of pure amazingness
[11:43:32 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: This morning for my interview I needed paper.
[11:43:40 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: So I took out the files in order to get some paper.
[11:43:47 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Then later I came back
[11:43:54 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: I was doing an episode of Cooking With McJob
[11:44:02 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: And I needed to grab something from the cupboards
[11:44:06 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: When I noticed an odd smell
[11:44:10 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: I opened up the cupboard
[11:44:16 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: and then it all came undone.

 

[11:46:22 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: So now I have coke all over my floor
[11:46:36 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: I have a giant f****ing colostomy bag of coke in my sink.
[11:46:53 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: And my hands are stickier than a f****ing dart to Trump's head.

 

 

Edit: McJobless just did a live autopsy on Discord's voice chat. I recorded it, will post later. POSTED:

 

http://oresome.rockraidersunited.com/download/374

 

Here's pics:

 

 

 

 

 

[dead_name]

11 hours ago, Terrev said:

[McJobless's magnum opus]

 

what the f****.

[lol username]

McJobless posted a pic from 2012 in here: https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=300536.0

I saw that pic

heard the story of the gift

four years ago

forgot about it

but gee whiz did it return huh

[Alcom Isst]

[1:23:27 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: It's weird to think that Lord Business was the most competent villain, even though Ogel seem to have more resources and The Brickster is apparently a God-kin.

[Lair]

[12:41:53 AM] Terrev: reminder that wes jenkins, designer dude behind lego island, joined rru and said he was "too f****ing techno-amish" to figure out how to use it
[12:42:37 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: At least he and his team were more techno-competent than the team who made the sequel

[Alcom Isst]

[1:10:53 PM] Will: so I built Arno from Assassin's Creed Unity

 

 

[1:13:14 PM | Edited 1:13:33 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: If you finish it, I'll send it to my boss
[1:13:23 PM] Will: what are you talking about
[1:13:27 PM] Will: that is finished
[1:13:35 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: OH YOU MOTHER f****ER

[Ayliffe]

[01:20:42] Radical Larry: bionicle more like die-onicle
[01:21:05] Pereki: more like bye-onicle

[Fush]

Alcom: My pursuasion in Kotor II is -1.

Alcom: Kreia says I should increase it.

Alcom: I tried to convince her that it's not necessary but my pursuasion was too low.

[Brigs]

[11:09:08 PM] Bug Catcher: "I don't remember teridax ever wearing a hat"
[11:09:14 PM] Bug Catcher: Hau
[11:09:25 PM] Bug Catcher: F****** autocorrect
[11:09:54 PM] Bug Catcher: I don't have anything against shaggy ferret, but I can see why people would
[11:10:16 PM] Pranciblad: I am now imagining makooti in silly hats
[11:10:19 PM] Pranciblad: This is amusing
[11:10:45 PM] Jim Brickkeeper: The third bionic reboot will replace masks with hats.
[11:11:10 PM] noghiri: it will be accompanied by a game, that will fail after but a few months.  It will be a TF2 reskin.

[Lair]

[1:09:25 AM] jamesster: i am a goddam idiot and everything i was changing wasn't even being compiled to a script file that was just the natural results of playing the "brickster escape" cutscene on its own because apparently the second part is its own cutscene
[1:09:51 AM] jamesster: ^^ lol
[1:10:11 AM] ♥ringtail♥: oh
[1:10:13 AM] Pranciblad: wow
[1:10:32 AM | Edited 1:11:10 AM] Pereki: a game so broken, you can think you're breaking it while you are actually doing nothing
[1:10:50 AM] jamesster: IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO WHAT I THOUGHT THE RESULTS WOULD BE

[Ayliffe]

[03/08/2016 22:32:42] The Ace Railgun: https://ideas.lego.com/projects/130941
[03/08/2016 22:32:48] The Ace Railgun: WELCOME TO JAPAN
[03/08/2016 22:33:25] Stan McStudz: COME ON AND SLAM
[03/08/2016 22:33:28] Stan McStudz: AND WELCOME TO JAPAN

[Lair]

[2:59:47 PM] Bug Catcher: DAMN YOU RINGTAIL NOW I HAVE MUTE CITY STICK IN MY HEAD THIS IS YOUR FAULT

 

a few hours later 

 

[5:28:43 PM] ♥ringtail♥:

>>DAMN YOU RINGTAIL NOW I HAVE MUTE CITY STICK IN MY HEAD THIS IS YOUR FAULT
:D
[5:29:09 PM] Bug Catcher: f**** IT WAS GONE AND YOU PUT IT THERE AGAIN

[Alcom Isst]

[1:54:38 AM] Megatron: Imagine an emerald on the show and it's a sonic
[1:54:43 AM] Megatron: That would
[1:54:47 AM] Megatron: That would be something
[1:54:58 AM] Alcom Isst: That would shatter the fandom.
[1:55:52 AM] Megatron: No it would just poof them
[1:55:56 AM] Megatron: They'd get better

[Lair]

[4:21:28 AM] Terrev: EVERY TROPHY
[4:21:31 AM] Terrev: YOU SEE THAT ONE?
[4:21:38 AM] Terrev: THAT'S A CHILDREN'S BASKETBALL TROPHY
[4:21:39 AM] Terrev: I STOLE IT

 

 

[4:34:52 AM] Terrev: ah yes my favorite character, generic lions knight with krisalis face

[lol username]

[10:07:41 AM] Will: http://kirk.by/s/pTcO8l6
[10:07:46 AM] Will: I think I have an addiction
[10:08:15 AM] Bug Catcher: It's Lando
[10:08:18 AM] Will: omfg
[10:08:21 AM] Will: are you serious
[10:08:28 AM] Bug Catcher: No I'm not
[10:08:32 AM] Will: ok good
[10:08:33 AM] Bug Catcher: I know it's Finn
[10:08:37 AM] Bug Catcher: It was a joke
[10:08:38 AM] Will: good
[10:10:00 AM] Bug Catcher: Now make Jake
[10:10:31 AM] Will: god damn it

[Lair]

[8/8/2016 11:23:56 PM] Alcom Isst: There's a straight parade?
[8/8/2016 11:24:16 PM] Terrev: yeah, the checkout lanes at the local walmart

[Dazzgracefulmoon]

this isn't from anybody in RRU but I thought it was funny enough and relevant to warrant posting here, also it's in relation to him viewing this thread:

 

8:29 PM - Dazz: the file name alone is worth reading the post
8:31 PM - _charon: commendations to the dev who realized "oh god we've made a mistake" and just made that model invisible without anyone noticing
 

 

[ProfessorBrickkeeper]

[8/10/16 8:24:00 AM] Bug Catcher: Man life would be so boring without forum drama

[someswedish]

[23:55:23] The Ace Railgun: this is weird

[23:55:39] The Ace Railgun: I can get music through my nose with these headphones

[23:56:38] ♥ringtail♥: nice

[23:56:44] Mr. The Swedragon: wat?

[23:57:26] The Ace Railgun: Gives a whole new meaning to nasal streaming…..

[23:57:50] Urlance Woolsbane: =P

[23:57:55] Mr. The Swedragon: so music notes are pretty much coming out of your nose?

[23:58:08] The Ace Railgun: Into my nose

[23:58:12] The Ace Railgun: from the headphones

[23:58:36] Mr. The Swedragon: Ok, that's even more of a bizarre mental image

[23:58:46] The Ace Railgun: lol, I’m using bone conduction headphones btw

[23:59:00] The Ace Railgun: You should draw that

[00:00:42] Urlance Woolsbane: Please

[00:00:51] Urlance Woolsbane: You must. =P

[00:01:04] Mr. The Swedragon: Music notes flying into you're nose?

[00:01:21] The Ace Railgun: YES

[00:01:29] Mr. The Swedragon: Okay then

8 minutes later…

 [00:09:06] Mr. The Swedragon: It's done

[00:10:00] Mr. The Swedragon: Also, you're represented as the most generic person with broken hands, sorry bout that

[00:10:21] The Ace Railgun: lool

[Dazzgracefulmoon]

I didn't know ace had two right hands. learn something new everyday

[ProfessorBrickkeeper]

[8/17/16, 10:19:59 PM] Bug Catcher: Beat the underwater race, finally
[8/17/16, 10:21:00 PM] Bug Catcher: Did a scavenger hunt that was harder than it needed to be because the radar DID NOT WORK and the marks for the things I was looking for kept moving every second
[8/17/16, 10:21:24 PM] Bug Catcher: Have 4 gold bricks left in this world, I can do this

 

10 minutes later...

[8/17/16, 10:30:35 PM] Bug Catcher: I can't do this

[Lair]

i want to die

[Wirza]

Quisoves Potoo 20 Aug 11:44 PM

It is Terrevying.