Ben24x7 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 (The smart not-so-fun way:) 1. Read an advert in a newspaper (if there are any in the future) saying about job spaces on the L.M.S Explorer for a limeted time only. 2. Think carefully before signing up; Do you have any of the right skills for the job you want? Would you be okay to work with idiots? Do you want to risk your life? 3. If no to all (or at least some questions) then obviously this job application isn't for you. 4. If you have said yes to all the questions then you are determined to become a Rock Raider! 5. Go to the place where you have to sign up (as explained in the advertisement hopefully) and find out that you were too late and a bunch of idiots had beaten you to it. 6. Head home 7. Dial the number to the company (also hopefully written down in the advertisement). 8. Swear until the person at the other end hangs up. (The dumb easy-to-do way:) 1. Randomly come across the advertisement even though you are only flicking through the pages of the newspaper just to find the latest issue of "Insane Raiders". 2. Head out of the house and randomly (with a hint of luck) find the area to sign up, completely ignoring the fact the advertisement wanted those who were not dumb. 3. Sign up and then realise everyone looks like you, even in uniform. 4. Board the L.M.S Explorer. 5. Hope you brought enough sandwiches... Or maybe too much... 6. Teleport down to the underground of Planet U. 7. Die alone. Car CrazeXVI and Wognif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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