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#121
Shadowblaze

Original text:

 

"Well good day, Mr. Bad Translator Topic."

 

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

 

"Welcome to the fight against poverty, as well as writing."

 

I think that's enough for today. :P


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#122
Starrocks923

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"I AM NOT A MORON"

 

That translated to:

 

"I'm an idiot"

 

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#123
natcO

Original text:

"Hey, stop ripping off Xiron from Rock raiders united!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hi, when only tears Xiron, I don't know."



#124
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Original text:

"and so the age of the frozen snickers bar began..."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Even in a frozen state for many years on the cake..."

 

Original text:

"CAPTAIN CLICK WILL GET HIS REVENGE ON RHODA"

...3 translations later, SDL gives us:

"THE CLICKING OF THE CAPTAIN BECOMES ITS REVENGE ON RHODA RECEIPT"



#125
aidenpons

I've had this .txt on my USB for some time.

I thought I'd paste its contents. l405G.jpg

 

 

Original text:

"THIS... IS... The absolute worst translation here. I shall show you just how bad Bing can be for you losers."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"这 ... shi ... good room. Litigation and ice formation."


Original text:

"Screw you all. I'm leaving. In fact, I should probably do some French work, seeing as I'm at school."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Unscrews-he, all. Delivers. Really I should do somewhat probable I work the French, the visionary a when I am in the school. "



Original text:

"Die now and curse in vain, you stupid translator. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For those of you who are dead, or the right to life, I don't want to damn strange."


Original text:

"You imbeciles... You ignorant stone apes... is this how you decide the fate of a universe?"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"She the stupid one... It is the monkeys in the ignorant stone... this as decides, that that comes from a universe? "



Original text:

"What is this totally stupid translator even here for? Fun? *goes and cries*"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"So that is this entire stupid retainer of translator here? The support? *Goes and cries,*"



Original text:

"What is this totally stupid translator even here for? Fun? *goes and cries*"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The free version of the cut. Isn't it funny? * Cries *."

Freedom is a cut-down version of. Interesting, isn't it? * Cries *.



Original text:

"The landslides are coming to get you... I shall endure eight hours of this sandwich - induced landslides! I shall beat you all, including you - The Ace Rail gun!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Due to the conflict. The contents of the table. Sandwiches include: budgeting for 8 hours."



Original text:

"Well, this translator is really handy for entertainment value, but not for much else.Though it's a pretty good time waster -
I often spend over half of my correspondence period on this. It's Latin and French that I'm doing and it's HARD WORK..."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The merchandise there is this translator really capable for the value of the support, but for very contraryly.
although this is not a time of eccentric good witness - I am frequently in the mail of my period of environment in this outside. It is a Latin and French that I do and, is some ACTIVITIES FORTIFIED OF INTENSIVE... "



Original text:

"Undoubtedly this is the worst translator I have ever got my thieving little hands on. What a load of rubbish that this gives out! It is horribly inaccurate!"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Ontwijfelbaar these the worst translator, the small hands I already my flights its present goods received have. Which a delivery of the trash that this divided! This is onnauwkeurig terrible! "


Original text:

"This translator is the absolute worst that has ever entered my life to this day, and almost certainly for ever.
However, it holds a position of high hilarity among the things in my life that is unrivaled by most except for what I find in odd places."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"This translator is registered he has applied him a worse one one, that already my life until today and only correctly by always never.
But the certainty a position that of applause very under the things in my life, that is indisputable of that, sure that does encounter in the rare places. "



Original text:

"Why does this not translate into Latin?
It would cause some hilarious mistakes which would add to the popularity of this already famous (well, on Rock Raiders United) machine that has done so much in my life. Such as wasting it."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the Latin language. The car is very popular and is the wrong rock (Hello, Pirates Slovakia) want to grow. "



Original text:

"Rock Raiders United"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The intruders of the stone united"


Original text:

"Rock Raiders United"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Its gravel Horde of the unity Were United"



Original text:

"Rock Raiders United"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The Intruders of the Holy stone United Himself"
 

 

 

 

.... Don't ask. l405G.jpg


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Original text:

""Ninja! Go! Ninja! Go! Come on, come on - and do the Weekend Whip Jump up kick back whip around and spin " "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we should take it easy, you can change. 

 

 

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#127
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Original text:

"The burger man was displeased with the idea."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hamburg is depressed. "

 

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Original text:

"Watch out for the advercows, they've have the wumbonomicon!"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Cm. advercows, wumbonomicon!"

 

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Original text:

"LOL OMG SO PRO MLG NOOB LOLOLOLOL NOOB REKT GET REKT U WOT M8 U WOT"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Ha, ha, Oh, my God, because MLG Pro, novice, beginner LOLOLOLOL so REKT REKT don't know M8"

 

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#128
Ben24x7

Original Text:
"I am not a furry!!"

43 Translations, Translator "Yandex":
"I'm Handsome.!!!!!"

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I forgot to include the inbetweens (whoops) but it was interesting, though embarrassingly ridiculous, to see the Translator going from "I'm Fluffy!" to "I am cute!" and so forth.
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