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Original text:

""Ninja! Go! Ninja! Go! Come on, come on - and do the Weekend Whip Jump up kick back whip around and spin " "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we should take it easy, you can change. 

 

 

From English: "Ninja! Go! Ninja! Go! Come on, come on - and do the Weekend Whip Jump up kick back whip around and spin " 

To Vietnamese: Ninja! Äi! Ä‘i! Ninja! Äi! Ä‘i! Nhanh lên, nhanh lên - và làm vào cuối Tuần này Roi Nhảy lên cú hích roi quay xung quanh và 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Come on, come on and do the Weekend Whip Jump up kick back whip around and 

To Ukranian: ÐіндзÑ! ! ! ÐіндзÑ! ! ! Давай, давай Ñ– зробити вихідні Батіг Ñтрибок вгору, удар в Ñпину батіг навколо Ñ– 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Come on, come on and do the weekend Whip jump up kick back whip around and

To Azerbaijani: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! GÉ™l, gÉ™l etmÉ™k vÉ™ istirahÉ™t Qamçı sıçrayış yuxarı, arxadan zÉ™rbÉ™ qamçı É™trafında vÉ™ 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Come on, come to rest Whip jump up, kick back whip around and 

To Belarusian: ÐіндзÑ! ! ! ÐіндзÑ! ! ! Давай, давай адпачываць Ñкачок уверх Пугу, удар ззаду пугу вакол Ñ– 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Come on, let's entertain jump up the Whip, kick back whip around and 

To Bosnian: Nindža! ! ! Nindža! ! ! Hajde, idemo da se zabavljam skoÄi BiÄem, smiri se okrenes, a 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Come on, let's have fun, jump, Whip, calm down, turn around, and 

To Turkish: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Hadi biraz eÄŸlenelim, zıpla, Dur, sakin ol, arkanı dön ve 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Let's have some fun, jump, Stop, relax, turn around and 

To Thai: à¸™à¸´à¸™à¸ˆà¸²! ! ! นินจา! ! ! ปล่อยให้เป็นสนุà¸à¸‹à¸°à¸šà¹‰à¸²à¸‡à¸™à¹ˆà¸°à¹€à¸žà¸´à¹ˆà¸‡à¹„ด้มีเซ็à¸à¸ªà¹Œà¸à¸£à¸°à¹‚ดดหยุดใจเย็นหันหลังà¹à¸¥à¹‰à¸§ 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Let's have some fun, jump, stop, relax, turn around. 

To Spanish: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Vamos a divertirnos, saltar, parar, relajarse, darse la vuelta. 

Back to English: The Ninja! ! ! The Ninja! ! ! Let's have some fun, jump, stop, relax, turn around. 

To Slovenian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Poglejmo nekaj zabavno, skok, ustavi se, sprostite se, obrnite okoli. 

Back to English: The Ninja! ! ! The Ninja! ! ! Let's have some fun, jump, stop, relax, turn around. 

To Czech: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! PojÄme se bavit, pÅ™ejít, zastavit, odpoÄinout, otoÄit. 

Back to English: A Ninja! ! ! A Ninja! ! ! Let's talk, go, stop, relax, turn around. 

To Serbian: Ðиња! ! ! Ðиња! ! ! Хајде да разговарамо, хајде, буди, опуÑтите Ñе, окрени Ñе. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Let's talk, let's Wake up, relax, turn around. 

To Dutch: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Laten we praten, laten we Wakker worden, ontspannen, draai je om. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Let's talk, let's Wake up, relax, turn around. 

To Estonian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Räägime, vaatame ärgata, lõdvestu, pööra ümber. 

Back to English: The Ninja! ! ! The Ninja! ! ! Talking about, let's wake up, relax, turn around. 

To Finnish: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Puhutaan, let ' s wake up, rentoutua, käänny ympäri. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Talking about, let's wake up, relax, turn around. 

To French: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! En parler, nous allons réveiller, de se détendre, de se tourner. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Talk about it, we're going to wake up, to relax, to turn. 

To Russian: ÐиндзÑ! ! ! ÐиндзÑ! ! ! Говорить об Ñтом, мы ÑобираемÑÑ Ð¿Ñ€Ð¾ÑнутьÑÑ, раÑÑлабитьÑÑ, включить. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To talk about it, we're going to Wake up, relax, turn. 

To Portuguese: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Para falar sobre isso, vamos Despertar, relaxar, ativar. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To talk about it, let's Wake up, relax, turn. 

To Greek: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Îα μιλήσω για αυτό, ας Ξυπνήσει, να χαλαÏώσετε, να στÏίψετε. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To talk about this, let's Wake up, to relax, to turn. 

To Polish: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Mówić o tym, przyjrzyjmy siÄ™ obudzić, aby odpocząć, aby obrócić. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To talk about it, let's Wake up, to relax, to rotate. 

To Maltese: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Biex tkellem dwar dan, ejjew tqum, biex nirrilassaw, biex iduru. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To talk about this, let's wake up, to relax, to rotate. 

To Macedonian: Ðинџа! ! ! Ðинџа! ! ! Да Ñе зборува за ова, ајде да Ñе разбудам, да Ñе релакÑираат, да Ñе ротира. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To talk about this, let's wake up, to relax, to be rotated. 

To Lithuanian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Apie tai kalbÄ—ti, tegul pabusti, atsipalaiduoti, bÅ«ti pasukti. 

Back to English: The Ninja! ! ! The Ninja! ! ! Talk about it, let's wake up, relax, be rotated. 

To Italian: Il Ninja! ! ! Il Ninja! ! ! Parlare, alziamoci, rilassarsi, essere ruotato. 

Back to English: The Ninja! ! ! The Ninja! ! ! Talk, let's stand up, relax, be rotated. 

To Georgian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! გáƒáƒ˜áƒ’áƒ, მáƒáƒ“ით დáƒáƒ•áƒ“გეთ, დáƒáƒ˜áƒ¡áƒ•áƒ”ნáƒáƒ—, იყáƒáƒ¡ გáƒáƒ áƒ“áƒáƒ›áƒáƒ•áƒáƒšáƒ˜áƒ. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Talk, let's stand up, relax, be rotated. 

To Albanian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Të flasin, le të ngrihen në këmbë, të pushojnë, të jetë i ndërruar. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To talk, let's stand up, relax, be changed. 

To Armenian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Ô½Õ¸Õ½Õ¥Õ¬, Õ¥Õ¯Õ¥Ö„ вÑтанем, Õ°Õ¡Õ¶Õ£Õ½Õ¿Õ¡Õ¶Õ¡Õ¬, Õ¯Õ¡Ö€Õ¸Õ² Õ§ ÖƒÕ¸ÖƒÕ¸Õ­Õ¾Õ¥Õ¬. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To say, let's stand up, relax, may be changed. 

To Bulgarian: Ðинджа! ! ! Ðинджа! ! ! Да Ñе каже, нека да Ñе Ñъбудим, да Ñе отпуÑнете, може да бъде променено. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! To say, let us stand to relax, can be changed. 

To Catalan: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! A dir, anem a l'estand a relaxar-se, es pot canviar. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we go to the booth to relax, you can change it. 

To Croatian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Drugim rijeÄima, idemo na kutiji, da se opustite, možete ga promijeniti. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we go to the field to relax, you can change it. 

To Slovak: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Inými slovami, sme ísÅ¥ na pole, aby sa relaxovaÅ¥, môžete ho zmeniÅ¥. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we go to the field to relax, you can change it. 

To Danish: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Med andre ord, vi gÃ¥ til feltet for at slappe af, kan du ændre det. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we go to the field in order to relax, you can change it. 

To Indonesian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Di / dalam kata lain, kita pergi ke lapangan dalam rangka untuk tenang, kau bisa merubahnya. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we go into the field in order to relax, you can change it. 

To Norwegian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Med andre ord, gÃ¥r vi inn i feltet for Ã¥ slappe av, kan du endre det. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we go into the field to relax, you can change it. 

To Hebrew: × ×™× ×’ ' ×”! ! ! × ×™× ×’ ' ×”! ! ! ×‘×ž×™×œ×™× ×חרות, ×נחנו ×”×•×œ×›×™× ×œ×©×“×” כדי להירגע, ×תה יכול לשנות ×ת ×–×”. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we are going into the field to relax, you can change it. 

To German: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In anderen Worten, wir sind ins Feld gehen, um sich zu entspannen, können Sie es ändern. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we are going into the field, in order to relax, you can change it. 

To Romanian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Cu alte cuvinte, vom fi in zona pentru a vă relaxa, puteÈ›i să-l schimbaÈ›i. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we will be area to relax, you can change it. 

To Chinese: æ²¡äº‹,是åŒå£°å£è¯‘的问题å¿è€…! ! ! 没事,是åŒå£°å£è¯‘的问题å¿è€…! ! ! æ¢å¥è¯è¯´ï¼Œæˆ‘们将é¢æ”¾æ¾ï¼Œä½ å¯ä»¥æ”¹å˜ã€‚ 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we will relax, you can change. 

To Hungarian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Más szóval, mi fog pihenni, meg lehet változtatni. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we will relax, you can change. 

To Malay: Urang téh Ninja! ! ! Urang téh Ninja! ! ! Dengan kata lain, kami akan tenang, anda bisa berubah. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we'll take it easy, you can change. 

To Swedish: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Med andra ord, vi ska ta det lugnt, du kan ändra. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we should take it easy, you can change. 

To Arabic: Ø§Ù„نينجا! ! ! النينجا! ! ! وبعبارة أخرى أننا يجب أن نأخذ الأمر سهلا, يمكنك تغيير. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we should take it easy, you can change. 

To Latvian: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! Citiem vÄrdiem sakot, mums vajadzÄ“tu ņemt to viegli, jÅ«s varat mainÄ«t. 

Back to English: Ninja! ! ! Ninja! ! ! In other words, we should take it easy, you can change. 

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Original text:

"The burger man was displeased with the idea."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hamburg is depressed. "

 

From English: The burger man was displeased with the idea.


To Arabic: برغر الرجل كان مستاء من Ùكرة.
Back to English: Burger man was upset by the idea.
To Armenian: Бургер մարդ էր խանգարված, գաղափար է ։
Back to English: Burger was upset by the idea.
To Azerbaijani: Бургер idi pərişan bir fikirdir.
Back to English: Burger was upset by the idea.
To Belarusian: Бургер быў заÑмучаны ідÑÑ.
Back to English: Burger was upset by the idea.
To Bosnian: Burger je uznemirena zbog ideja.
Back to English: Burger was upset about the idea.
To Bulgarian: Бургер е бил разÑтроен от идеÑта.
Back to English: The Burger was upset by the idea.
To Catalan: L'Hamburguesa estava molest per la idea.
Back to English: The Burger was upset by the idea.
To Chinese: 汉堡就是沮丧的想法。
Back to English: Hamburg is depressed.
To Croatian: Hamburg se nalazi u depresiji.
Back to English: Hamburg is depressed.

 

Original text:

"Watch out for the advercows, they've have the wumbonomicon!"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Cm. advercows, wumbonomicon!"

 

From English: Watch out for the advercows, they've have the wumbonomicon!
To Arabic: احترس من advercows, كانوا قد يكون wumbonomicon!
Back to English: Watch out for advercows, they may be wumbonomicon!
To Armenian: Watch Õ¤Õ¸Ö‚Ö€Õ½ Õ°Õ¡Õ´Õ¡Ö€ advercows, Õ¶Ö€Õ¡Õ¶Ö„ Õ¯Õ¡Ö€Õ¸Õ² Õ¥Õ¶ wumbonomicon!
Back to English: Watch advercows, they can wumbonomicon!
To Azerbaijani: Baxmaq advercows, onlar wumbonomicon!
Back to English: Watch advercows, they wumbonomicon!
To Belarusian: ГлÑдзець advercows, Ñны wumbonomicon!
Back to English: Watch advercows, they wumbonomicon!
To Bosnian: Pazi advercows, oni wumbonomicon!
Back to English: Watch advercows, they wumbonomicon!
To Bulgarian: За да гледате advercows, те wumbonomicon!
Back to English: Watch advercows, they wumbonomicon!
To Catalan: Veure advercows, que wumbonomicon!
Back to English: See advercows, that wumbonomicon!
To Chinese: è§advercows,wumbonomicon!
Back to English: See advercows, the wumbonomicon!
To Croatian: Cm. advercows, wumbonomicon!
Back to English: Cm. advercows, wumbonomicon!

 

Original text:

"LOL OMG SO PRO MLG NOOB LOLOLOLOL NOOB REKT GET REKT U WOT M8 U WOT"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Ha, ha, Oh, my God, because MLG Pro, novice, beginner LOLOLOLOL so REKT REKT don't know M8"

 

From English: LOL OMG SO PRO MLG NOOB LOLOLOLOL NOOB REKT GET REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
To Arabic: لول OMG حتى PRO MLG مستجد LOLOLOLOL مستجد REKT الحصول على REKT U سوال٠M8 U سوالÙ
Back to English: Lol OMG so PRO MLG noob noob LOLOLOLOL get REKT REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
To Armenian: Lol OMG Õ¡ÕµÕ¶ÕºÕ¥Õ½ MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL Õ½Õ¿Õ¡Õ¶Õ¡Õ¬ REKT REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
Back to English: Lol OMG so MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL get REKT REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
To Azerbaijani: Lol OMG belə MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL əldə REKT REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
Back to English: Lol OMG so MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL get REKT REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
To Belarusian: Lol OMG так MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL атрымаць REKT REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
Back to English: Lol OMG so MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL get REKT REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
To Bosnian: Lol oh moj bože pa MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL se REKT REKT U WOT M8 U WOT
Back to English: Lol oh my god so MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL get REKT REKT IN WOT M8 IN WOT
To Bulgarian: Хаха, Боже мой, така MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL да REKT REKT в ЗÐÐЯ M8 ЗÐÐЯ в
Back to English: Haha, Oh my God, so MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL so REKT REKT in WOT M8 KNOW
To Catalan: Haha, Oh, Déu meu, perquè MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL així REKT REKT en WOT M8 SABER
Back to English: Haha, Oh, my God, because MLG PRO noob noob LOLOLOLOL so REKT REKT in WOT M8 to KNOW
To Chinese: 哈哈,噢,我的上å¸ï¼Œå› ä¸ºMLG扶èœé¸Ÿèœé¸ŸLOLOLOLOL所以REKT REKT在ä¸M8知é“
Back to English: Ha, ha, Oh, my God, because MLG Pro, rookie, newbie LOLOLOLOL so REKT REKT don't know M8
To Croatian: Ha, ha, Ah, Bože moj, jer MLG Pro, poÄetnik, poÄetnik LOLOLOLOL tako REKT REKT ne znam, M8
Back to English: Ha, ha, Oh, my God, because MLG Pro, novice, beginner LOLOLOLOL so REKT REKT don't know M8

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Original Text:

"I am not a furry!!"

43 Translations, Translator "Yandex":

"I'm Handsome.!!!!!"

Reaction:

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I forgot to include the inbetweens (whoops) but it was interesting, though embarrassingly ridiculous, to see the Translator going from "I'm Fluffy!" to "I am cute!" and so forth.

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Original text:

"Wake up sheeple! "Rock Raiders United" = 18 15 3 11 18 1 9 4 5 18 19 21 14 9 20 5 4 ROCK = 18 + 15 + 3 + 11 = 47 RAIDERS = 18 + 1 + 9 + 4 + 5 + 18 + 19 = 74 Note how this is simply 47 with the digÍ®Í̳̪̠̙̥ͮ̇͌̃̕i̥̜̳ͮtÌ̟̞ͮͤ͆͗s̈́͋̾ͤÌÍ̺̜̻̹ ͂ͧ͑ͦͤ̾Í̞̥̮͇͉̗̯"

 

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Sheep! The thief stone.= 18 15 3 11 18 1 9 4 5 18 19 21 14 9 20 5 4 Brick= 18 + 15 + 3 = + 11 47 Fun= 18 + 1 + 9 + 4 + 5 + 18 + 19 = 74 Remember, this is only one of the-47:) "

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The conversation may not make sense full because the history was not saved (steam) and I summed it up in four lines what I recall.
 
Original text:

"Xiron: Why did the number 192 come to my head when I'm suppose to be entering 244?"
aidenpons: ...okay!
"Xiron. In other words, I don't know what to say."
"aidenpons: No, it means why. Not 'why?' just 'why', because that is a random piece of information that I will NEVER USE."
 
 
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Xiron: why don't you pretend, 192, from what I understand, we understand what you want. 244;"
"aidenpons: all is well!"
Xiron: In other words 'I don't know what to say'

"aidenpons in vain. why? However, this information is not yet used."



Edit: Oh the irony in that AIDENPONS gave me my 1000th like on THIS post about how insignificant that 192 message was.
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(Note: The original text is a quote from a thing I'm working on.)

Original text:

"Well, I sure hope they allow giant, living spaceships to park here..."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This Park is too big, so I hope that this popular area,..."

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Original text:

"An alien war fleet is attacking your space station!"

...43 translations later...

"A cake missile has eaten mars!"

 

Wat ._.

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Okay, I didn't use bad translator for this but it's still pretty dang hilarious.

Original english text: I used google translate because I'm too lazy.

Translated into latin with Google Translator: Translate usus sum quia ego sum etiam piger.

Translated back into english with Google Translator: I am that I am , I am , too, is the sluggard to the use of Google Translate .

EDIT: 

Original text:

"Watch the new LEGO® Elves series full length episodes. Emily befriends four magical elves that join her on a quest through Elvendale to find the portal back home."

...5 translations later, SDL gives us:

"For it observe the new BLOCK OF CONSTRUCTION to® the collection of episode of Elfen completely of length. Emily receives the friendship of four Elfen of magic, that links in a search through Elvendale, find home the portique."

 

Original text:

"Cloudchaser: What exactly does this machine do? Twilight Sparkle: This is an anemometer. It measures your accelerative velocity and translates it into wing power, thus gauging your cumulative H₂O anti-gravitational potential. Any other questions? Flitter: Yeah. (to Spike) What exactly does this machine do? Spike: It tells you how fast you're flying and how strong your wings are."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Cloudchaser, how much? Twilight zone-this is the measure of the strength of the wind. Measurement of acceleration, velocity, head of section, to measure the city, and the entire city H₂O anti-gravity is possible. A few questions. Masha. (Anna, who is this number? Spike: speed, fly, which is a strength of his knees."

 

Original text:

"Pinkie Pie: This is a crib. It is only to be used for napping, sleeping, and on occasion with permission, as a pretend old-timey Western fort."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"General this is a scam. Must be used within a few days rest, sleep, sometimes it's better to say that time in the west part of the castle."

 

Original text:

"Rock Raiders United has recently undergone a major update. We have opened the community early so users may access the forum. There are a number of areas on the community which are not finished and will be normalized in the coming weeks. Thank you for your patience."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Rock was stolen, the united states has had a significant progress. As you can see, drive, and customers to meet. The company, I don't know what decision to make next week. Thank you for your patience."

Huh. :P

Edited by Ayliffe

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Rock was stolen? O_O

I tried running this good ol' tongue twister through the supposed "TransPerfect". Here is, apparently, the English-to-English (with some changes along the way) translation.

 

Original text:

"Red lorry, yellow lorry. Red lorry, yellow lorry. Red lorry, yellow lorry. Red lorry, yellow lorry."

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Voc samochd krmz Samochd voc samochd krmz Samochd voc samochd krmz Samochd krmz Samochd samochd Voc. "

 

Did the English dictionary get lost in transit or something?

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