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Original text:

"I have known of the translator for a long time, and approve of this topic."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Translation of the original text."

 

Original text:

"Perhaps I should use this fine service more often, as it does provide a level of hilarity only exceded by listening to RRU quotes."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Yes, it is a bit pricey, because the level of service."

 

Original text:

"And yes, since you did ask, there is a real post hidden in here."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Then, you will hear about the situation."'

 

Hehehehehe....

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Original text:

 

"Floating torso minions are invading your base."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"The spread of a biological body care"

 

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Original text:

"Hissssss... don't expect to win... not against the frightful power of Basil The Batlord!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I think he has earned the new, shiny den Hisssss co lat is not enough."

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  • 2 weeks later...

Original text:

 

"Watch out for the Brickster! He can trick you."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"For more information, please visit the Brickster can easily use."

 

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Original text:

"I have invented a time machine!"

 

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I have a car!"

 

Somehow, having a time machine sounds a bit more exciting than having a car...  :P

 

EDIT:

 

Original text:

"Doctor who is the best show ever."

 

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If a doctor."

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Original text:

 

"That's it! You're now a LEGO Wizard. See you around!"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Advanced to higher positions."

 

EDIT:

Original text:

 

"Oh my yes, your scorecube."

 

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Oh, I'm scorecube."

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Original text:

 

"what happen if i put not grammarly corrected text inside of this white box?"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"The situation may change as the text for the purpose of Yahoo Messenger."

 

 

Well that actually made kinda sense :P except for the last part obviously.

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Original text:

 

"Not bad, this site can translate phrases in an astonishing way!"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"... If you are not sure whether the code has been tampered with? You can throw from abroad."

 

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Original text:

 

"BE SHORT BE SHORT BE SHORT BE SHORT"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Help, Help"

 

 

lol I laughed so hard at this one :P

 

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Original text:

"the best of the best is the only best of all of the bests in the best world filled with the best people for the best things....ಠ_ಠ "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The best ice cream in the world ಠಠ gifted."

Original text:

"EXricky is ausome!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Room EXricky"

 

*rewrites dictianary

 

Room:noun. an RRU member of ausomeness.

 

Original text:

"RRU:for ledgends"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Posted by legend of the Opera:"

 

is that a new member?

 

Original text:

""we need potatoes""

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"French:"

 

ಠ_ಠ

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Quisoves Potoo

 

Original text:
 
"Lord merCy was such an epic administrator for Rock Raiders United. I'm sure maveriC will be just as good!"
 
...27 translations later, Bing gives us:
 
"In the United States and the Antichrist, and school leaders. Did you know."

 

 

I bet the Illuminati Conspiracy Theorists are going to have a field day. "The gov. is harboring the Antichrist. Check. Knew that already. Oh wait, what's this? School teachers? O_O It looks like the Conspiracy is even bigger than we thought guys."

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Original text:

"Jimbob Jeffers"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thanks JimBob John Jeffers"

WHO???

Original text:

"rock raiders united is a modding comunity where legoislandftw is a member,and merCy is the administrator"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The United States and predator management care legoislandftw rock."

WHAT.....THE.....f***

Original text:

"merCy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is a good thing."

 

A good translation?

 

Original text:

"A good translation?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Translation of Iran?"

ಠ_ಠ

 

 

Original text:

"what the F***?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"PS-I know, I know."

 

SONY:they know,they know.

 

Original text:

"SONY:they know,they know."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sony: you know, you know."

 

no,you know!

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Original text:

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"As far as I understand that this climate of language and customs in the text"

 

Original text:

"Need something really translated?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Partnership"

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Original text:

"This is utterly stupid and must die along with Twitch's Pokemon. Grr."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But in reality. Carpenter directed by Ng's death."

 

Original text:

"How did this get over forty thousand likes on face book? Why did this even happen? I don't know."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"More than 40 people here. He doesn't know about it."

 

No... he doesn't know.... :P

 

Original text:

"Ackuna is a Google Translate like website that uses crowd sourcing to translate, store, and organize text into various languages using a multi lingual community."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Google translate, transport and other linguistic groups and organisations in Alves is Louisiana. ..."

 

 

Original text:

"Die now and curse in vain."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The curse of death"

Ok, that's not too funny, but it did go via: 'Cursed is put to death for free.'

 

 

Original text:

"Go die in a hole. In fact, I can help you with that if only you'd lend me a knife and a spade..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If death knife and sword around, why do I want to."

 

Original text:

"This really needs to be archived somewhere safe for future generations."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Indeed, it is a monument."

Yes. It is.

 

Original text:

"Such a pretty avatar, that top one, but not a single post. What a shame. It would be a great waste for a user with such a distinguished avatar to remain in the approximately 70% of RRU users who have never posted."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A better way to work, love attack (road) 70% instead."

It also went via: It's just, better photo, but it will work. My heart. using letter of avatar paralysis was about 70% of users (Street).

What the... :o

 

Original text:

"Are you ready to le?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The loan."

 

Are you ready to leave Lego Island? If you select the green brick, you take out a loan, if you select the red brick, you stay and work until you can pay it. Green loan, red stay. :P

 

Original text:

"If you select the green brick, you go!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You see, if you want to."

 

NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE :P

 

Original text:

"Pepper"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"PP"

 

Original text:

"Clickety-Brick, quick, a trick!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Experts recommend that children with Klikit"

 

Original text:

"Experts recommend that children with Klikit"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Experts"

 

Original text:

"1) I posted all of that in the Quotes topic. 2) @Quis, I dumped that into the Bad Translator. 3) I dumped this into the Bad Translator. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(1 translation leaves (2) @ much left (3), mad pain points)"

 

Yes... mad pain points... :P

 

Original text:

"I am going to stop now. This is the last one."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What was the last time that it was open to the public."

 

Just now, I think. :P

 

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Original text: "Pepper" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "PP"

Just 'pepper?' why not

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Go Jamaica pepper, what do?"

Once again

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ground black pepper."

(one of the phrases it whent through this time was "Thailand is not prosperous" ????)

ONCE AGAIN

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thai Red chili pepper (s)"

ONCE AGAIN

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thailand Chile or something like that."

(what is it with Thailand?)

ONCE AGAIN

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"All of the species?"

Okay, last time.

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Pepper-Thailand is not so bad, after all."

(Thailand again? Also one of the lines it went throguh was "Thailand Chili does nothing")

....

"My best!!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Even more."

...okay.

"Go Jamaica pepper, what do?"

"Even more."

....

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Original text:

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy. I eat Sandvich."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I'm a sandwich instead of heavy weapons." 

Full Sequence:

From English: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. I eat Sandvich.

To Bulgarian: Ðз Ñъм тежки Ð¾Ñ€ÑŠÐ¶Ð¸Ñ Ñ‡Ð¾Ð²ÐµÐº. Ðз Ñм Sandvich.

Back to English: I am heavy weapons guy. I am eating Sandvich.

To Catalan: Jo sóc home d'armes pesades. Jo estic menjant Sandvich.

Back to English: I am man of heavy weapons. I'm eating sandwich panels.

To Chinese Simplified: 我是é‡åž‹æ­¦å™¨çš„人。我åƒå¤¹èŠ¯æ¿ã€‚

Back to English: I'm a man of heavy weapons. I eat sandwich panels.

To Chinese Traditional: 我是一個男人的é‡åž‹æ­¦å™¨ã€‚我åƒå¤¾èŠ¯æ¿ã€‚

Back to English: I am a man of heavy weapons. I eat sandwich panels.

To Czech: Já jsem muž těžkých zbraní. Jím sendviÄové panely.

Back to English: I am a man of heavy weapons. The sandwich panels.

To Danish: Jeg er en mand af tunge våben. Sandwichpaneler.

Back to English: I am a man of heavy weapons. Sandwich Panels.

To Dutch: Ik ben een man van zware wapens. Sandwichpanelen.

Back to English: I am a man of heavy weapons. Sandwich Panels.

To Estonian: Ma olen mees raskerelvade. Sandwich paneelid.

Back to English: I'm a man with heavy weapons. Sandwich Panels.

To Finnish: Olen mies raskailla aseilla. Sandwich-paneeleita.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Sandwich Panels.

To French: Je suis un homme avec des armes lourdes. Panneaux sandwich.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Sandwich panels.

To German: Ich bin ein Mann mit schweren Waffen. Sandwich-Paneelen.

Back to English: I'm a man with heavy weapons. Sandwich panels.

To Greek: Είμαι ένας άνθÏωπος με βαÏÏ Î¿Ï€Î»Î¹ÏƒÎ¼ÏŒ. Πάνελ σάντουιτς.

Back to English: I'm a man with heavy weapons. Sandwich-panels.

To Haitian Creole: Mwen se yon moun ak zam lou yo. Sandwich-panneaux.

Back to English: I am a man and heavy weapons. Sandwich-panneaux.

To Hebrew: ×× ×™ ××“× ×•× ×©×§ כבד. כריך-panneaux.

Back to English: I am a man and heavy weapons. -Panneaux sandwich.

To Hungarian: Én egy ember és a nehézfegyverek. -Panneaux szendvics.

Back to English: I am a man, and the heavy weapons. -Panneaux sandwich.

To Indonesian: Saya seorang pria, dan senjata berat. Sandwich - Panneaux.

Back to English: I'm a man, and the heavy weapons. Sandwich-Panneaux.

To Italian: Io sono un uomo e le armi pesanti. Sandwich-Ubicazione.

Back to English: I am a man and heavy weapons. Sandwich-Location.

To Japanese: ç§ã¯ç”·ã¨é‡ã„武器。サンドイッãƒã®å ´æ‰€ã€‚

Back to English: I'm men and heavy weapons. Sandwich place.

To Korean: 나는 남ìžì™€ 중 무기입니다. 샌드위치 장소입니다.

Back to English: I'm a man with heavy weapons. The sandwich place.

To Latvian: Es esmu cilvÄ“ks ar smago ieroÄu. Vieta sviestmaizi.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Place the sandwich.

To Lithuanian: Aš esu vyras su sunkiųjų ginklų. Vieta sumuštinis.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Place the sandwich.

To Norwegian: Jeg er en mann med tunge våpen. Plass sandwich.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Place the sandwich.

To Polish: Jestem człowiekiem z ciężkich broni. Miejsce kanapkę.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Place sandwich.

To Portuguese: Sou um homem com armas pesadas. Sanduíche de lugar.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Place sandwich.

To Romanian: Sunt un om cu arme grele. Loc de sandwich.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. The sandwich place.

To Russian: Я человек Ñ Ñ‚Ñжелым оружием. МеÑто ÑÑндвич.

Back to English: I am a person with heavy weapons. Place the sandwich.

To Slovak: Som Älovek s Å¥ažkými zbraňami. Miesto sendviÄ.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Instead of a sandwich.

To Slovenian: Jaz sem a Älovek s težkega orožja. Namesto sendviÄ.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Instead of a sandwich.

To Spanish: Soy un hombre con armas pesadas. En lugar de un sandwich.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Instead of a sandwich.

To Swedish: Jag är en man med tunga vapen. I stället för en smörgås.

Back to English: I am a man with heavy weapons. Instead of a sandwich.

To Thai: ผมเป็นคนที่ มีอาวุธหนัภà¹à¸—นที่จะเป็นà¹à¸‹à¸™à¸§à¸´à¸Š

Back to English: I am a heavy weapon instead of a sandwich.

To Turkish: Ben sandviç yerine ağır bir silahım.

Back to English: I'm a sandwich instead of a heavy weapon.

To Ukranian: Я бутерброд заміÑÑ‚ÑŒ важкої зброї.

Back to English: I'm a sandwich instead of heavy weapons.

To Vietnamese: Tôi là một bánh sandwich thay vì vũ khí hạng nặng.

Back to English: I'm a sandwich instead of heavy weapons.

Some how it kept heavy weapons and sandwich.

Original text:

"I am AIV Treader."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"BUSCO flu."

Again, the full path for failure.

From English: I am AIV Treader.

To Bulgarian: Ðз Ñъм AIV разÑъмване.

Back to English: I'm AIV dawn.

To Catalan: Jo sóc l'Alba AIV.

Back to English: I am dawn AIV.

To Chinese Simplified: 我是黎明禽æµæ„Ÿç—…毒。

Back to English: I'm dawn avian influenza virus.

To Chinese Traditional: 我是黎明禽æµæ„Ÿç—…毒。

Back to English: I'm dawn avian influenza virus.

To Czech: Já jsem svítání viru influenzy ptáků.

Back to English: I'm dawn of avian influenza virus.

To Danish: Jeg er daggry af aviær influenza-virus.

Back to English: I'm dawn of avian influenza virus.

To Dutch: Ik ben de dageraad van aviaire influenzavirus.

Back to English: I am the dawn of avian influenza virus.

To Estonian: Ma olen künnisel linnugripi viiruse.

Back to English: I am in the wake of the avian influenza virus.

To Finnish: Olen lintuinfluenssaviruksen vanavedessä.

Back to English: I am in the wake of the avian influenza virus.

To French: Je suis dans le sillage du virus de la grippe aviaire.

Back to English: I am in the wake of the avian flu virus.

To German: Ich bin im Zuge der Vogelgrippe-Virus.

Back to English: I am in the wake of the bird flu virus.

To Greek: Είμαι μετά από τον ιό της γÏίπης πουλιών.

Back to English: I'm after the bird flu virus.

To Haitian Creole: Mwen se après viris flou zwazo a.

Back to English: I am after bird flu virus.

To Hebrew: ×× ×™ ל×חר ×”× ×’×™×£ שפעת העופות.

Back to English: I'm after the avian flu virus.

To Hungarian: Én, miután a madárinfluenza-vírus.

Back to English: I, after the bird flu virus.

To Indonesian: I, setelah virus flu burung.

Back to English: I, after the bird flu virus.

To Italian: Io, dopo il virus dell'influenza aviaria.

Back to English: I, after the bird flu virus.

To Japanese: ç§ã¯ã€é³¥ã‚¤ãƒ³ãƒ•ãƒ«ã‚¨ãƒ³ã‚¶ ウイルスã®å¾Œã€‚

Back to English: I was, after the bird flu virus.

To Korean: 나는 조류 ë…ê° ë°”ì´ëŸ¬ìŠ¤ 후 했다.

Back to English: I had the bird flu virus after.

To Latvian: Man bija pēc putnu gripas vīruss.

Back to English: I was after the bird flu virus.

To Lithuanian: Buvau po paukÅ¡Äių gripo viruso.

Back to English: I was after the bird flu virus.

To Norwegian: Jeg var etter fugleinfluensa-viruset.

Back to English: I was after the bird flu virus.

To Polish: Byłem po wirusa ptasiej grypy.

Back to English: I've been following the avian influenza virus.

To Portuguese: Tenho acompanhado o vírus da gripe aviária.

Back to English: I've been following the avian influenza virus.

To Romanian: Am fost în urma virusului gripei aviare.

Back to English: I have been following the avian flu virus.

To Russian: Я поÑле вируÑа птичьего гриппа.

Back to English: I'm after the bird flu virus.

To Slovak: Ja som po vtáÄej chrípky.

Back to English: I am following the avian influenza.

To Slovenian: Jaz sem po aviarne influence.

Back to English: I'm after the avian influenza.

To Spanish: Busco la influenza aviar.

Back to English: BUSCO influenza avian.

To Swedish: BUSCO influensa aviär.

Back to English: BUSCO influenza avian.

To Thai: ไข้หวัด BUSCO นà¸

Back to English: BUSCO bird flu

To Turkish: BUSCO kuÅŸ gribi

Back to English: BUSCO bird flu

To Ukranian: BUSCO пташиний грип

Back to English: BUSCO avian influenza

To Vietnamese: BUSCO cúm

Back to English: BUSCO flu

Back to English: I'm dawn avian influenza virus. AIV may make some say bird, and it just went down hill from there.

Take two for a name:

Original text:

"I am Treader."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... My name is Don."

This is just here to be here:

From English: I am Treader.

To Bulgarian: Ðз Ñъм разÑъмване.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Catalan: Jo sóc l'Alba.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Chinese Simplified: 我是黎明。

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Chinese Traditional: 我是黎明。

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Czech: Já jsem svítání.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Danish: Jeg er daggry.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Dutch: Ik ben de dageraad.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Estonian: Ma olen dawn.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Finnish: Olen dawn.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To French: Je suis l'aube.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To German: Ich bin die Morgendämmerung.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Greek: Είμαι αυγή.

Back to English: I am dawn.

To Haitian Creole: Mwen se bajou kase.

Back to English: My name is dawn.

To Hebrew: . קור××™× ×œ×™ דון...

Back to English: . My name is Don.

To Hungarian: . A nevem Don.

Back to English: . My name is Don.

To Indonesian: . Nama saya adalah Don.

Back to English: . My name is Don.

To Italian: . Il mio nome è Don.

Back to English: . My name is Don.

To Japanese: .ç§ã®åå‰ã¯ãƒ‰ãƒ³ã§ã™ã€‚

Back to English: ... My name is Don's.

To Korean: ... ë‚´ ì´ë¦„ì€ ëˆìž…니다.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Latvian: ... Mans vÄrds ir Dons.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Lithuanian: ... Mano vardas yra Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Norwegian: ... Mitt navn er Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Polish: ... Nazywam siÄ™ Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Portuguese: ... Meu nome é Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Romanian: ... Numele meu este Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Russian: ... ÐœÐµÐ½Ñ Ð·Ð¾Ð²ÑƒÑ‚ Дон.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Slovak: ... Moje meno je Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Slovenian: ... Moje ime je Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Spanish: ... Mi nombre es Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Swedish: ... Mitt namn är Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Thai: ... ชื่อของฉันคือ ดอน

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Turkish: ... Benim adım Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Ukranian: ... Мене звуть Дон.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

To Vietnamese: ... Tên tôi là Don.

Back to English: ... My name is Don.

Treader to dawn to Don and that is about it. Not bad discounting the fact that someone named Treader is very unlikely to answer to Don.

Now to see how the various trannys compare.

Original text:

"Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The Zoo hosts and for adults."

From English: Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.

To Bulgarian: ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ. ПръднÑ.

Back to English: Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.

To Catalan: PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET.

Back to English: PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET. PET.

To Chinese Simplified: 宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物宠物

Back to English: Pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets

To Chinese Traditional: 寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物寵物

Back to English: Pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets pets

To Czech: Zvířata domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí zvířata domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí domácí zvířata domácí

Back to English: Animals Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home animals domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic animals

To Danish: Dyrene hjem hjem hjem hjem hjem hjem hjem hjem hjem dyr indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske indenlandske husdyr

Back to English: The animals Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home animals domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic animals

To Dutch: De dieren Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home dieren binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse binnenlandse huisdieren

Back to English: The animals Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home domestic animals domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic pets

To Estonian: On loomade kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu kodu Home koduloomade kodumaise kodumaise kodumaise kodumaise kodumaise kodumaise pets

Back to English: Is the home of the animals Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home, domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic domestic pets

To Finnish: On eläinten koti koti koti koti koti koti koti koti koti koti koti koti koti kotiin, kotimaan kotimaan kotimaan kotimaan kotimaan kotimaan Lemmikkieläimiä

Back to English: Home Home Home Home home the animals Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home Home home country for domestic pets

To French: Accueil Accueil Accueil Accueil Accueil pays maison maison maison maison maison maison maison maison maison maison maison maison maison maison animaux pour animaux domestiques

Back to English: Home Home Home Home home country animal house House House House House House House House House House House House House house pet

To German: Startseite Startseite Startseite Heimatland Tierhaus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haus Haustier

Back to English: Home Home Home home country menagerie House House House House House House House House house pet

To Greek: Σπίτι σπίτι σπίτι πατÏίδα θηÏιοτÏοφείο σπίτι σπίτι σπίτι σπίτι σπίτι σπίτι σπίτι σπίτι σπίτι κατοικίδιο ζώο

Back to English: Home Home Home Home Home Home Home menagerie House House House House House house pet

To Haitian Creole: Jaden zoolojik kay kay kay kay kay pou granmoun lakay kay kay kay kay kay kay ti

Back to English: Zoological Garden House, it's a House, it's House for adults home House House House House House House little

To Hebrew: גן החיות של הבית, ×–×” בית, ×–×” הבית עבור ×ž×‘×•×’×¨×™× ×‘×‘×™×ª הבית הבית הבית הבית בית בית קטן

Back to English: The Zoo is home, home for adults in the House at the House.

To Hungarian: Az állatkert van haza, otthon a házban, a ház a felnőttek számára.

Back to English: The Zoo is home, at home, in the House, the House is for adults.

To Indonesian: Kebun binatang adalah rumah, di rumah, di rumah, rumah untuk orang dewasa.

Back to English: The Zoo is home, home, home, home for adults.

To Italian: Lo Zoo è di casa, casa, casa, casa per gli adulti.

Back to English: The Zoo is home, home, home, home for adults.

To Japanese: 動物園ã¯ã€ãƒ›ãƒ¼ãƒ ã€ãƒ›ãƒ¼ãƒ ã€ãƒ›ãƒ¼ãƒ ã€å¤§äººã®ãŸã‚ã®å®¶ã§ã™ã€‚

Back to English: Zoo is the home for the home, home, home, and adults.

To Korean: ë™ë¬¼ì› 홈 홈, 홈, 홈, ë° ì„±ì¸ ì´ë‹¤.

Back to English: Zoo home, home, home, and adults.

To Latvian: ZooloÄ£iskÄ dÄrza mÄjas, mÄjas, mÄjas, un pieauguÅ¡ajiem.

Back to English: The Zoo houses, House, home, and adults.

To Lithuanian: Zoologijos sodo namai, namas, namo, ir suaugusiems.

Back to English: The Zoo houses, House, home, and adults.

To Norwegian: Zoo hus, huset, hjemme, og voksne.

Back to English: The Zoo houses, House, home, and adults.

To Polish: Zoo domy, Dom i dorosłych.

Back to English: The Zoo houses, House and adults.

To Portuguese: O zoológico abriga, casa e adultos.

Back to English: The Zoo houses, House and adults.

To Romanian: Grădina zoologică găzduieşte, casa şi adulţi.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts, and adults.

To Russian: Зоопарк хоÑтов и взроÑлых.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts and adults.

To Slovak: Zoo hostitelia a dospelí.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts and adults.

To Slovenian: Zoo gostitelji in odrasli.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts and adults.

To Spanish: Los anfitriones Zoo y adultos.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts and adults.

To Swedish: Zoo värdar och vuxna.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts and adults.

To Thai: สวนสัตว์โฮสต์à¹à¸¥à¸°à¸œà¸¹à¹‰à¹ƒà¸«à¸à¹ˆ

Back to English: The Zoo hosts, and adults.

To Turkish: Hayvanat Bahçesi ana bilgisayarlar ve yetişkin.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts, and adult.

To Ukranian: Зоопарк хоÑтів Ñ– Ð´Ð»Ñ Ð´Ð¾Ñ€Ð¾Ñлих.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts and for adults.

To Vietnamese: Các máy chủ sở thú và dành cho ngÆ°á»i lá»›n.

Back to English: The Zoo hosts and for adults.

"Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. "

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. "

From English: Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.

To French: Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet.

Back to English: Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet.

To German: Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier. Haustier.

Back to English: Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet.

To Italian: Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico. Animale domestico.

Back to English: Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal.

To Portuguese: Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico.

Back to English: Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal. Domestic animal.

To Spanish: Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico. Animal doméstico.

Back to English: Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet.

"Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. "

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Bdina. "

From English: Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.

To French: Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet. Pet.

Back to English: Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.

To German: Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz. Furz.

Back to English: Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.

To Italian: Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia. Scorreggia.

Back to English: Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.

To Polish: Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna. Bździna.

Back to English: Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina.

To Portuguese: Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina.

Back to English: Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina.

To Spanish: Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina.

Back to English: Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina. Bdina.

To Turkish: Bdina.

Back to English: Bdina.

To Ukranian: Bdina.

Back to English: Bdina.

I don't know what would stink more, the gas, or the quality of these translations.

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: Yes... mad pain points... :P

I might think this an apt term to describe what one gets from flappy bricks if I didn't find it so soothing and enjoyable.

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Oh my gosh...

 

Original text:

 

"Flappy Bird"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Big d***"

 

I didn't want to bypass the word filter, or break the rules in any way, but this is too funny.

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Original text:
 
"Fox in socks
Call Mr. Knox sir, rru lost it's socks sir. Soxroxknoxsclox."
 
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
 
"Class Knox Sheriff bass and Fox. Soxroksknoxsklox."
 

 
Interesting, not too bad. Let's try SDL.
 

 
Original text:
 
"Fox in socks
Call Mr. Knox sir, rru lost it's socks sir. Soxroxknoxsclox."
 
...6 translations later, SDL gives us:
 
"The female of the fox in the Appointment of halves Dhr. The gentleman of Knox, the rru lost that this is the sokmeneer. Soxroxknoxsclox."

 

 


 

wat

One last try. TransPerfect, can you really be perfect?

 


 

Original text:
 
"Fox in socks
Call Mr. Knox sir, rru lost it's socks sir. Soxroxknoxsclox."
 
...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
 
"Kullanr Schlue atr voc M Knox rru. Cules hangi Soxroxknoxsclox."
 

 
What? I don't even...
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This is part of a certain famous soliloquy from Shakespeare's Hamlet: "To be, or not to be? That is the question. Whether tis' nobler in the mind to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them."

This is Bad Translator's (by way of Bing) result: "If you don't know how to use it? This is the problem with large objects, clothing, equipment, snacks. There is a problem."

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There is a problem.

 

Yes.

 

Original text:

"Hola! Hello! Willkommen! Salut! And in any language you choose, WELCOME TO LEGO ISLAND!"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" ! ! Pryjcia! Looks! Eli VELKOME Vicarial adas! "

 

:o

 

Following Fushigisaur's idea, 'A landslide has occurred' can mean:

(My cynical comments are on the right)

  • Bring home                                     Hey mum, I brought a landslide back for you from scho- *rumble*
  • Display
  • -Is achieved                                    ACHIEVEMENT GET: A landslide has occurred.
  • This is a landslide victory               :o I have no idea how it got this one...
  • This is                                             THIS...  IS...  ... ... ... *no more text*
  • Reject (and)                                    You just got REJECT AND!
  • Steamboat                                      What...?
  • Of the period                                  ...So I had a different landslide style in the 1800's as opposed to now?
  • Glissement                                    
  • They build a cement smile              This is one of my favourites.
  • When it is rolled                              A landslide has been rolled out.... Yeah, uh NO.
  • *
  • On the platform                             
  • Avalanches occur
  • Pigs                                                What the... I don't get this. How, what, where and why. :o
  • Compensation
  • The avalanche
  • Avalanche
  • The flow of water                           
  • The chill                                           Um.... Ok. *backs away*
  • Glissement, born                              D8
  • Prevent the                                      That's what reinforcing is for! :D
  • In addition                                        This is only slightly better than 'Pigs'
  • When she fell                                   *steals jamesster's avatar*
  • To see the victory
  • Water supply and electricity             Somehow Haiatian Creole got 'An Avalanche' to 'Electricity Water;... and it all went downhill...
  • This is cotton
  • Do you want to allow this to happen         That's what F6 is for. :P
  • Discount                                           Two landslides for the price of one!
  • Don't
  • Lou                                                   Something got screwed up...

 

 

You know what? I think I could make some pretty good sentences out of these... :P

 

Meh, I can't be bothered doing the proof any more... Unless it's hilarious.

Proof is here: (Note: Proof of 'display' has been lost)

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Catalan: S'ha produït una esllavissada de terra.

Back to English: There has been a landslide.

To Bulgarian: Е имало Ñвлачище.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Haitian Creole: Te gen yon lavalas.

Back to English: There was a lavalas.

To Arabic: وكان هناك حزب لاÙالاس.

Back to English: And there was the Lavalas.

To Hebrew: והיה ×©× Lavalas.

Back to English: And there was a Lavalas.

To Italian: E c'era un Lavalas.

Back to English: And there was a Lavalas.

To Indonesian: Dan ada Lavalas.

Back to English: And there are Lavalas.

To Chinese Traditional: 並有拉瓦拉斯。

Back to English: And Lavalas.

To Hungarian: És Lavalas.

Back to English: And Lavalas.

To Korean: 그리고 Lavalas입니다.

Back to English: And Lavalas.

To Japanese: ラヴァラ。

Back to English: Lavalas.

To Norwegian: Lavalas.

Back to English: Lavalas.

To Chinese Simplified: 拉瓦拉斯。

Back to English: Fanmi Lavalas.

To Lithuanian: Fanmi Lavalas.

Back to English: Fanmi Lavalas.

To Czech: Fanmi Lavalas.

Back to English: Fanmi Lavalas.

To Finnish: Fanmi Lavalas.

Back to English: Fanmi Lavalas.

To German: Wohnhaus bringen.

Back to English: Bring home.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Slovak: Došlo k zosuvu pôdy.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Catalan: Hi va haver una esllavissada de terra.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Bulgarian: Имаше Ñвлачище.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Romanian: A fost o alunecare de teren.

Back to English: It was A landslide.

To Spanish: Fue una victoria aplastante.

Back to English: It was a landslide.

To Chinese Simplified: 它是滑å¡ã€‚

Back to English: It is a landslide.

To Chinese Traditional: 它是滑å¡ã€‚

Back to English: It is a landslide.

To Czech: To je drtivÄ›.

Back to English: It is by a landslide.

To Russian: Это оползнем.

Back to English: This is a landslide.

To Portuguese: Este é um deslizamento de terra.

Back to English: This is a landslide.

To Slovenian: To je plaz.

Back to English: This is a landslide.

To Thai: นี่คือà¹à¸œà¹ˆà¸™à¸”ินถล่ม

Back to English: This is a landslide.

To German: Dies ist ein Erdrutsch.

Back to English: This is a landslide.

To Finnish: Tämä on murskaava.

Back to English: This is a landslide.

To French: Il s'agit d'un glissement de terrain.

Back to English: It's a landslide.

To Estonian: See on maalihe.

Back to English: This is a landslide.

To Danish: Dette er en jordskredssejr.

Back to English: This is a landslide victory.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Haitian Creole: Yon lavalas est.

Back to English: A lavalas is.

To German: Eine bringen werden.

Back to English: One will bring.

To Hebrew: ×חד יבי×.

Back to English: One will bring.

To Indonesian: Satu akan membawa.

Back to English: One will bring.

To Hungarian: Egy fog hozni.

Back to English: One will bring.

To Greek: Ένα θα φέÏει.

Back to English: One will bring.

To Japanese: 1 ã¤ã‚’ã‚‚ãŸã‚‰ã™ã§ã—ょã†ã€‚

Back to English: Will bring you one.

To Korean: 하나를 가져올 것 ì´ë‹¤.

Back to English: One will bring.

To Latvian: Viens dos.

Back to English: One will make.

To French: On le fera.

Back to English: It will do so.

To Norwegian: Det vil gjøre dette.

Back to English: It will do this.

To Polish: Będzie to zrobić.

Back to English: This will be done.

To Finnish: Tämä tapahtuu.

Back to English: This is happening.

To Lithuanian: Tai vyksta.

Back to English: This is going on.

To Estonian: See toimub.

Back to English: It's going on.

To Dutch: Het gaat over.

Back to English: It's about.

To Bulgarian: Това е.

Back to English: This is.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Russian: Произошел оползень.

Back to English: A landslide occurred.

To Bulgarian: Свлачище наÑтъпили.

Back to English: The landslide occurred.

To Portuguese: O desabamento ocorreu.

Back to English: The collapse occurred.

To Romanian: S-a produs prăbuşirea.

Back to English: The collapse occurred.

To Slovenian: Prišlo do propada.

Back to English: The collapse occurred.

To Slovak: Došlo k pádu.

Back to English: There has been a fall.

To Spanish: Ha habido una caída.

Back to English: There has been a fall.

To Swedish: Det har varit en nedgång.

Back to English: There has been a decline.

To Arabic: وقد كان هناك انخÙاض.

Back to English: There has been a decline.

To Chinese Simplified: 已下é™ã€‚

Back to English: Has declined.

To Czech: Odmítl(a).

Back to English: Refused (and).

To Turkish: Reddedildi (ve).

Back to English: Rejected (and).

To Thai: ปà¸à¸´à¹€à¸ªà¸˜ (à¹à¸¥à¸°)

Back to English: Reject (and)

To Ukranian: Відхилити (і)

Back to English: Reject (and)

To Vietnamese: Từ chối (và)

Back to English: Reject (and)

To Chinese Traditional: 拒絕 (和)

Back to English: Reject (and)

To Danish: Afvise (og)

Back to English: Reject (and)

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Turkish: Toprak kayması meydana geldi.

Back to English: Landslides occurred.

To Arabic: وقعت الانهيارات الأرضية.

Back to English: The landslides occurred.

To Greek: Οι κατολισθήσεις που συνέβη.

Back to English: The landslides happened.

To Bulgarian: Свлачища Ñе е Ñлучило.

Back to English: Landslides happened.

To Haitian Creole: Aux k te pase.

Back to English: The which had taken place.

To Romanian: Care au avut loc.

Back to English: That have taken place.

To Swedish: Som har ägt rum.

Back to English: That has taken place.

To Hebrew: זה התרחש.

Back to English: It has taken place.

To Thai: มันได้รับà¸à¸²à¸£

Back to English: It has been.

To Ukranian: Це було.

Back to English: It was.

To Spanish: Era.

Back to English: Era.

To Italian: Epoca.

Back to English: Era.

To Indonesian: Era.

Back to English: Era.

To Dutch: Tijdperk.

Back to English: Era.

To Vietnamese: Thá»i kỳ.

Back to English: The period.

To Catalan: El període.

Back to English: The period.

To Hungarian: Az időszak.

Back to English: Of the period.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Arabic: وقد وقع انهيار أرضي.

Back to English: The landslide.

To Chinese Simplified: 滑å¡ã€‚

Back to English: The landslide.

To Czech: Parník.

Back to English: The Steamer.

To Catalan: El vaixell de vapor.

Back to English: The steam ship.

To Bulgarian: Парна кораба.

Back to English: Steam ship.

To Dutch: Stoom schip.

Back to English: Steam ship.

To French: Bateau à vapeur.

Back to English: Steamboat.

To Danish: Dampskib.

Back to English: Steam Ship.

To Estonian: Steam laeva.

Back to English: The Steam ship.

To German: Das Dampf-Schiff.

Back to English: The steam ship.

To Finnish: Höyrylaiva.

Back to English: Steamer.

To Haitian Creole: Steamer.

Back to English: Steamer.

To Greek: Ατμόπλοιο.

Back to English: Steamer.

To Korean: 기선입니다.

Back to English: Steamer.

To Japanese: 汽船。

Back to English: Steamer.

To Hebrew: דוד ×ידוי מזון.

Back to English: Steamer.

To Latvian: Tvaikonis.

Back to English: Steamboat.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Bulgarian: Възникнала е Ñвлачище.

Back to English: The landslide has occurred.

To French: Le glissement de terrain s'est produit.

Back to English: The landslide occurred.

To Arabic: وقع الانهيار الأرضي.

Back to English: The landslide occurred.

To Chinese Traditional: 發生山泥傾瀉。

Back to English: Landslides occurred.

To Czech: Došlo k sesuvům půdy.

Back to English: Landslides have occurred.

To Greek: Κατολισθήσεις έχουν συμβεί.

Back to English: Landslides have occurred.

To Korean: ì‚° 사태가 ë°œìƒ í–ˆìŠµë‹ˆë‹¤.

Back to English: Landslide occurred.

To Chinese Simplified: å‘生山泥倾泻。

Back to English: Landslides occurred.

To Haitian Creole: Aux ki te fèt.

Back to English: The occurred.

To Dutch: Het heeft plaatsgevonden.

Back to English: It has taken place.

To Japanese: ãã‚Œã¯è¡Œã‚ã‚’ã‚Œã¦ã„ã¾ã™ã€‚

Back to English: It line done that is.

To Catalan: -Línia és fet.

Back to English: -Line is made.

To Finnish: -On tehty.

Back to English: -Has been made.

To German: -Erzielt worden.

Back to English: -Has been made.

To Estonian: -On tehtud.

Back to English: -Has been made.

To Latvian: -PanÄkts.

Back to English: -Achieved.

To Hebrew: -מושגת.

Back to English: -Is achieved.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Dutch: Een aardverschuiving is opgetreden.

Back to English: A landslide has occurred.

To Chinese Traditional: 已發生山泥傾瀉。

Back to English: Landslides have occurred.

To Bulgarian: Свлачища Ñа наÑтъпили.

Back to English: Landslides have occurred.

To Danish: Jordskred har fundet sted.

Back to English: Landslides have occurred.

To Czech: Došlo k sesuvům půdy.

Back to English: Landslides have occurred.

To Chinese Simplified: å‘生山体滑å¡äº†ã€‚

Back to English: Landslides occur.

To Arabic: تحدث انهيارات أرضية.

Back to English: Landslides occur.

To Estonian: Maalihked tekkida.

Back to English: Landslides occur.

To French: Glissements de terrain se produisent.

Back to English: Landslides occur.

To Finnish: Maanvyörymät esiintyä.

Back to English: Landslides occur.

To German: Erdrutsche auftreten.

Back to English: Landslides occur.

To Italian: Verificano di frane.

Back to English: Landslides occur.

To Indonesian: Terjadi tanah longsor.

Back to English: The landslide occurred.

To Haitian Creole: Glissement la ki te fèt.

Back to English: Glissement, conducted.

To Hebrew: Glissement, שנערך.

Back to English: Glissement held.

To Greek: Glissement που Ï€Ïαγματοποιήθηκε.

Back to English: Glissement held.

To Hungarian: Glissement tartott.

Back to English: Glissement.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Finnish: Maanvyörymän tapahtui.

Back to English: The landslide took place.

To Haitian Creole: Glissement a te pran plas.

Back to English: The Glissement progress has taken place.

To Danish: Glissement fremskridt har fundet sted.

Back to English: Glissement progress has taken place.

To Hebrew: Glissement התקדמות התרחש.

Back to English: Glissement progress occurred.

To Chinese Traditional: Glissement 進展情æ³ç™¼ç”Ÿã€‚

Back to English: Glissement progress takes place.

To Hungarian: Glissement fejlődés zajlik.

Back to English: Glissement development takes place.

To Chinese Simplified: Glissement å‘展å‘生。

Back to English: Glissement development takes place.

To Dutch: Glissement ontwikkeling plaatsvindt.

Back to English: Glissement development takes place.

To Italian: Glissement sviluppo avviene.

Back to English: Glissement development takes place.

To Bulgarian: Glissement разработка Ñе провежда.

Back to English: Glissement development takes place.

To Greek: Ανάπτυξη Glissement Ï€Ïαγματοποιείται.

Back to English: Glissement development takes place.

To Catalan: Glissement desenvolupament té lloc.

Back to English: Glissement development takes place.

To Korean: Glissement ë°œë‹¬ì€ ì¼ì–´ë‚œë‹¤.

Back to English: Glissement development takes place.

To Lithuanian: Vyksta Glissement statyba.

Back to English: Going building Glissement

To Norwegian: Skal bygge Glissement

Back to English: Will build the Grin cement

To Polish: Będą budować Grin cement

Back to English: They will build cement Grin

To Japanese: 彼らã¯ã‚»ãƒ¡ãƒ³ãƒˆç¬‘ã¿ã‚’構築ã—ã¾ã™ã€‚

Back to English: They build a cement smile.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Arabic: وقد وقع انهيار أرضي.

Back to English: The landslide.

To Bulgarian: Свлачище.

Back to English: The Landslide.

To Catalan: L'ensorrament.

Back to English: The collapse.

To Czech: Kolaps.

Back to English: Collapse.

To Chinese Traditional: 折疊。

Back to English: Fold.

To Indonesian: Lipat.

Back to English: Fold.

To Italian: Piegare.

Back to English: Fold.

To Chinese Simplified: 折å ã€‚

Back to English: Folded.

To Danish: Foldet.

Back to English: Folded.

To Dutch: Gevouwen.

Back to English: Folded.

To Estonian: Volditud.

Back to English: Folded.

To Haitian Creole: Vlope.

Back to English: When It Is Rolled Up;

To Finnish: Kun se on rullattu ylös;

Back to English: When it is rolled up;

To French: Quand elle est enroulée ;

Back to English: When it is rolled up;

To Hungarian: Mikor van összecsavart ki;

Back to English: When it is rolled out.

To Hebrew: מתי ×–×” ×”×•× ×”×ª×’×œ×’×œ.

Back to English: When it is rolled.

To Norwegian: NÃ¥r det rulles.

Back to English: When it is rolled.

From English: A landslide has occured.

To Danish: Der opstod en jordskredssejr.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Catalan: Hi va haver una esllavissada de terra.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Estonian: Seal oli maalihe.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Dutch: Er was een aardverschuiving.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Arabic: وكان هناك انهيار أرضي.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To German: Gab es ein Erdrutsch.

Back to English: There was a landslide.

To Chinese Traditional: 有滑å¡ã€‚

Back to English: Landslide.

To French: Glissement de terrain.

Back to English: Landslide.

To Finnish: Maanvyörymä.

Back to English: The Landslide.

To Czech: Parník.

Back to English: The Steamer.

To Chinese Simplified: 蒸笼。

Back to English: The steamer.

To Haitian Creole: Steamer a.

Back to English: Steamer.

To Hebrew: דוד ×ידוי מזון.

Back to English: Steamer.

To Japanese: 汽船。

Back to English: Steamer.

To Polish: Parowiec.

Back to English: The Steamer.

To Lithuanian: GarintuvÄ….

Back to English: *.

To Korean: *.

Back to English: *.

From English: A landslide has occurred

To Haitian Creole: Yon lavalas est

Back to English: A lavalas is

To Hebrew: Lavalas ×–×”

Back to English: Lavalas.

To French: Lavalas.

Back to English: Lavalas.

To Greek: Lavalas.

Back to English: Lavalas.

To Italian: Lavalas.

Back to English: Lavalas.

To Bulgarian: Lavalas.

Back to English: Lavalas.

To Danish: Lavalas.

Back to English: Lavalas.

To Japanese: ラヴァラ。

Back to English: Lavalas.

To Catalan: Laval.

Back to English: Laval.

To Korean: ë¼ ë°œìž…ë‹ˆë‹¤.

Back to English: Laval.

To Chinese Traditional: 拉瓦爾。

Back to English: Laval.

To Latvian: Laval.

Back to English: Laval.

To Estonian: Laval.

Back to English: On The Stage.

To Dutch: In het werkgebied.

Back to English: On the stage.

To German: Auf der Bühne.

Back to English: On the stage.

To Finnish: Lavalla.

Back to English: On The Stage.

To Chinese Simplified: 在å°ä¸Šã€‚

Back to English: On the platform.

From English: A landslide has occurred

To Greek: Μια κατολίσθηση συνέβη

Back to English: A landslide happened

To Portuguese: Houve um deslizamento de terra

Back to English: There was a landslide

To Haitian Creole: Te gen yon lavalas

Back to English: There was a lavalas

To Slovak: Tam bol lavalas

Back to English: There was a lavalas

To Slovenian: Bil je Fanmi

Back to English: He was the Fanmi

To Romanian: El a fost Fanmi

Back to English: He was the Fanmi

To Spanish: Él era el Fanmi

Back to English: He was the Fanmi

To Hebrew: ×”×•× ×”×™×” Fanmi

Back to English: Fanmi.

To Thai: Fanmi

Back to English: Fanmi

To Swedish: Grisar

Back to English: Pigs

To Turkish: Domuzlar

From English: A landslide has occurred

To Spanish: Se ha producido un deslizamiento de tierra

Back to English: A landslide has occurred

To Slovak: Došlo k zosuvu pôdy

Back to English: There has been a landslide

To Russian: Там был оползень

Back to English: There was a landslide

To Thai: มีà¹à¸œà¹ˆà¸™à¸”ินถล่ม

Back to English: A landslide

To Swedish: Ett jordskred

Back to English: A landslide

To Catalan: Una esllavissada de terra

Back to English: A landslide

To Bulgarian: Свлачище

Back to English: Landslide

To Chinese Simplified: 滑å¡

Back to English: Landslide

To Turkish: Heyelan

Back to English: The Landslide

To Ukranian: До зÑуву

Back to English: To offset

To Vietnamese: Äể bù đắp

Back to English: To offset the

To Danish: Til at udligne den

Back to English: To offset the

To Estonian: Korvamiseks ning

Back to English: And to offset

To Slovenian: In za izravnavo

Back to English: And to offset

To Portuguese: E para compensar

Back to English: And to compensate for

To Romanian: Åži pentru a compensa

Back to English: And to compensate for the

To Chinese Traditional: 補償

Back to English: Compensation

From English: A landslide has occured

To Hebrew: ×ירעה מפולת

Back to English: There was an avalanche.

To Greek: ΥπήÏχε μια χιονοστιβάδα.

Back to English: There was an avalanche.

To Haitian Creole: Te gen yon kouran dlo.

Back to English: There was a stream of water.

To Chinese Traditional: 有一æ¢å°æºªçš„水。

Back to English: There is a small stream of water.

To Indonesian: Ada aliran kecil air.

Back to English: There is a small stream of water.

To Hungarian: Van egy kis patak, a víz.

Back to English: There is a small stream of water.

To Bulgarian: Има малка ÑÑ‚Ñ€ÑƒÑ Ð²Ð¾Ð´Ð°.

Back to English: There is a small stream of water.

To Italian: C'è un piccolo ruscello d'acqua.

Back to English: There is a small stream of water.

To Czech: Tam je malý proud vody.

Back to English: There is a small stream of water.

To Chinese Simplified: 有一æ¡å°æºªçš„水。

Back to English: There is a small stream of water.

To Latvian: Tur ir neliela strauta Å«dens.

Back to English: There is a small stream of water.

To Japanese: æ°´ã®å°ã•ã„æµã‚ŒãŒã‚ã‚Šã¾ã™ã€‚

Back to English: Small flow of water.

To Korean: ë¬¼ì˜ ìž‘ì€ í름.

Back to English: A small water flow.

To Arabic: تدÙÙ‚ مياه صغيرة.

Back to English: Small water flow.

To Dutch: Kleine waterstroom.

Back to English: Small water flow.

To Lithuanian: Mažas vandens srautą.

Back to English: Low water flow.

To Finnish: Veden virtaus.

Back to English: The flow of water.

From English: A landslide has occurred

To Finnish: Maanvyörymän tapahtui

Back to English: The landslide occurred in the

To Bulgarian: Свлачище, наÑтъпили в

Back to English: The landslide occurred in

To Catalan: L'esllavissada es va produir en

Back to English: The landslide occurred in

To Estonian: Toimunud on maalihe

Back to English: There has been a landslide

To Arabic: وقد كان هناك انهيار أرضي

Back to English: There was a landslide

To French: Il y avait un glissement de terrain

Back to English: There was a landslide

To German: Gab es ein Erdrutsch

Back to English: There was a landslide

To Dutch: Er was een aardverschuiving

Back to English: There was a landslide

To Chinese Simplified: 有滑å¡

Back to English: Landslide

To Chinese Traditional: 滑å¡

Back to English: Landslide

To Czech: Sesuv

Back to English: Landslide

To Indonesian: Tanah longsor

Back to English: Landslide

To Hungarian: Földcsuszamlás

Back to English: Landslide

To Italian: Frana

Back to English: Frana

To Haitian Creole: Frana

Back to English: Frana

To Hebrew: בצינה

Back to English: The chill

To Greek: Η ψÏχÏα

Back to English: The chill

From English: A landslide has occured

To Swedish: Ett jordskred inträffat

Back to English: A landslide occurred

To Romanian: S-a produs o alunecare de teren

Back to English: There was a landslide

To Korean: 산 사태는

Back to English: A landslide is a

To Estonian: Maalihe on ka

Back to English: The landslide has also

To Turkish: Toprak kayması da vardır

Back to English: Landslides are also

To Haitian Creole: Aux yo tou

Back to English: The also

To Czech: Také

Back to English: Also

To Greek: Επίσης

Back to English: Also

To Vietnamese: CÅ©ng

Back to English: Also

To Ukranian: Також

Back to English: Also

To Portuguese: Também

Back to English: Also

To Danish: Også

Back to English: Also

To Chinese Traditional: é‚„

Back to English: Also

To Latvian: Arī

Back to English: Also,

To Russian: Кроме того,

Back to English: In addition,

To Dutch: Bovendien

Back to English: In addition

To French: De plus,

Back to English: In addition

 

That's all folks! :P

 

I'll probably come back later and edit this post. Keep and eye on.... EVERYTHING.

Especially those landslides.

Edited by aidenpons
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Original text:

 

"LEGO® Rock Raiders Troubleshooting"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"LEGO pirates rock you all Yo"

 

 

Wow, that was unexpected. 

One try is not enough though. Here is a collection of other translations of the same sentence, all with bing 35 translations (but random languages):

 

 

"Stone flooring solutions"     After all, this is what RR is all about.  :thumbsup:

 

"Search for Barbie"     O_O NOPE

 

"Presidential candidates hanging."     Wait what?  :S

 

"LEGO rock Raiders plate washing"     When the mission is over, someone has to do the dishes.  :lol:

 

"Save only the Raiders."

 

"When you contribute to a refinement of the offense?"    

 

 

 

Original text:

 

"LEGO® Rock Raiders Troubleshooting"

 

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

 

" . "

 

 

and if you have problems with your     "Game Installer not running"

Bing told me     "It's not a game. ..."      :gasp:

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Original text:

"How the heck did this piece of machinery get all these ridiculous translations of 'A landslide has occurred?' *goes to a corner and sobs*"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"As in the world. Cars. The tradition of great power 2. Intervention to reduce the risk of"

 

What the.... :0

It also got 

"How on Earth, go to the car, the two traditions. What is the power consumption of the Nile? Interference."

 

Also, A LANDSLIDE HAS OCCURRED has been updated with cynical comments. :P

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