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legosponge

Ohh... 

Who lives in a coffee mug in your rich Uncle's pool?

SpeengeBib PuareCants!

Dehydrated, Yellow, and coming for us is he!

If Destruction using only cheese is something you wish,

SpeengeBib PuareCants!

Then drop on the Hard wood floor and die a slow and painful death like a fish!

SpeengeBib PuareCants! 

SpeengeBib PuareCants!

SpeengeBib... PUARECANTS!!!

Bob Bob Ba- Bob Ba- Bob Ba-Bob!

 

Episode 1: New neighboors

Some chinese guy: The City of Kitchen cabnet. A town that houses the Rusty Cab, which serves up the famous Burger named "The Slappy Daddy". Down the road is a EASTER Island EGG, inhabited by Eduid Tastebuds. Eduid is a Octopus that is extremely good at playing saxaphone and is one of the nicest guys around. Next door is a Rock. Rick Planet lives under it, and he is a very intelligent and educated Sea Star that is constantly annoyed by the racket Eduid makes when popping water balloons. Rick is rich and has his own Swimming pool, Roller coaster, and Diamond-encrusted Sewing needle. One day, A Red car drove into town. A Muscular Yellow Kitchen Sponge dressed in Round pants, A Black shirt and a Blue tie jumped out of the car holding a suitcase. The Car kept going on its own and crashed into a house, then exploded.

SpeengeBib: OH LOOK. A SPACE FOR RENT. I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR A COFFEE MUG TO FALL FROM THE SKY SO I CAN LIVE IN IT.

*That exact thing happens*

SB: COME OUT TERRY.

*A very poorly drawn, distorted and angry looking Snail crawls out of a pet carrier

*Terry: MOW. MOW. MOW. MOW. (Translation: i hate you all)

SB: HAVE A SNAIL TREAT FOR BEING SO POSITIVE.

Eduid: Hello! I see I have new neighbors! Welcome!

SB: BE A GOOD BOY TERRY.

Terry: MOW!!!

*Terry attacks Eduid*

SB: BEWARE OF SNAIL, CAN'T YOU READ. THERE'S A SIGN.

Ed: No, there's not...

SB: YEAH, THERE IS.

*SB turns around and shows Ed a "Beware of snail sign" on his back as well as hundreds of tattoos*

Ed: Ah...

 

 

 

I know I have problems, I just needed to let that out.


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Car CrazeXVI

Now that I can actually read this,

PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.


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legosponge

Now that I can actually read this,

PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Then that means you read it the RIGHT way.



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Yajmo

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Wow this pitch for a new show was amazing. I've never seen a show like this ever! Someone should market this excellent original idea!


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