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Arthuriel

Sure, why not? Only because it's a suspicious looking mass murdering pizza, it doesn't mean, that the pizza will taste bad.

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Well, I don't trust Papa.

He doesn't trust you either.

 

That's why he made this untrustworthy pizza for you. No cost!

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The Ace Railgun

No cost...and when you eat it you'll find your parts on the other side of the island... And free travel! I'd eat it!

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  • 3 weeks later...

Papa: This will be a-best pizza pie ever on Lego Island!

 

Pizza (randomly given the chance to speak): Feed me to those things [things as in minifigures] and I will become your worst night mare...

 

Papa starts to slowly walk away from the pizza.

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Pizza: I think we understand each other now.

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Wait!

 

Papa: Now I put the sauce on the dough. Dough? DOOUGRIIIIMEEEE! Ah! Its time to dance yes? It is for me...

 

Pizza (flung into the air by Papa): WTF man!

 

Papa shrugs and continues to sing and dance (weirdly).

 

Pizza: That is that last straw!!!

 

The pizza crams itself into Papa's mouth. Several days go by.

 

Papa: I can feel it in my knees

 

Mama: Papa, you must be dreaming knees

 

Papa: Imagining knees?

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  • 3 weeks later...

Even look at Papa's expression, not even he keen on that pizza. Maybe he knows something you don't.

That's what we're all afraid of.

 

That pizza kicked my dog. :(

Well don't put your dog by the pizza.
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Even look at Papa's expression, not even he keen on that pizza. Maybe he knows something you don't.

That's what we're all afraid of.

That pizza kicked my dog. :(

Well don't put your dog by the pizza. Don't put the pizza by my dog!
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  • 2 weeks later...

Feed the pizza to that friendly weredog oever there.  It is the combination of hands, big teeth, and hunger that the pizza is afraid of.  Then the pizza will be trustworthy.

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