Not Translate Well

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So, passing through 4chan, I noticed a thread. A thread of many lolz. This thread was about a site someone found.

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

It takes a <250 character phrase and translates it 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, or 56 times through different languages. It's really quite funny. Go put some random things there and see for yourself.

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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT.

Are we share here?

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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT.

Are we share here?

Original text:

"Herp derp yes we share here you dolt. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Prsps are fighting for the Affected areas."

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"Power Miners must die, all hail Rock Raiders!"

20 translations later...

"He died of the attackers Hey, Rock!"

What the hell are you doing, Rockmodder?

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"And the little pig ran all the way home."

...56 translations later we get:

"Wild boar on the road."


"face punch"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dale preventyon."

I tried Face Book... but 56 translations later it was still Face Book ( Something fishy is going on )


"Something fishy is going on"

...56 translations later we get:

"Therefore,"

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"What's up?"

becomes

"System?"

After only 20 translations.

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Original text:

"Rock Raiders United"

...56 translations later we get:

"Brazil is ready"

FAIL.

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Indeed, we are!


"I am going to play Lego Rock Raiders on my computer."

20 translations later....

"Lego Rock Raiders PC."

You have one too?!?


"Cyrem is the world's most awesome forum administrator."

56 translations later...

"Fire International food."

We must cut back on trans fat in our company.


"Internet Explorer is just stupid."

56 translations later...

"Internet Explorer idiot."

Don't wanna be an IE idiot!


"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"

56 translations later...

"It is a chicken? If this method."

...

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Original text:

"Cheese tastes like a hot dog"

...10 translations later we get:

"Cheese sausages"


Original text:

"I like being alive. Being dead is stupid and isn't fun at all."

...56 translations later we get:

"With satisfaction. Stupid death interesting."


Original text:

"When will we all get a raise of sausage flavored cookies?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Bzven cookies and water."

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In: "build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser here build a dispenser"

Out: "Technology, design, color, design, installation, training, equipment and instruments -"

In: (The line Cartman used at the end of Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut with all the obscenities and Barbara Streisand.)

Out: "Foukault furagubonababurasutoraisando children. Walk the dog near despair."

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furagubonababurasutoraisando

I must now look up the meaning of the word...

No results...

I hereby declare that furagubonababurasutoraisando is a new word meaning something is so uber awesome that you have no other word...

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"Hate Crimes. Can not be quiet."

Came out of "I HATE WINDOWS. IT SUCKS"

Out of

"I don't like Linux on desktops. On server it's great. I guess I really just hate GNU, not the Linux Kernel itself."

Came

"I do not believe that the best Operating system services a day. Merger. But I am nothing in the kernel."

I lol'd

Also, out of "I HATE YOU ALL" comes "Hate the world" How apt.

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furagubonababurasutoraisando

I must now look up the meaning of the word...

No results...

I hereby declare that furagubonababurasutoraisando is a new word meaning something is so uber awesome that you have no other word...

Better add that word to the RRU Dictionary.

Rock Raiders are so furagubonababurasutoraisando!!!

Does that word come out as anything in the translator?

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in: Does anyone know where the closet is?

out: No one knows cache memory?


in: LOL I accidentally the cat. What do?

out: Laugh My cat is wrong. What are you doing?

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Original text:

"Rick Roll"

...56 translations later we get:

"In Rolling."

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"It is better to give than to recieve."

56 translations later...

"Yes."

...do I really have to address that?


"Thou shalt not love thy neighbor's wife."

56 translations later...

"I love my son."

Do you?


"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!"

56 translations later...

"Error!"

Warning: You got rickroll'd.

[Oh no!]--------[Cancel! AGH!]

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Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul

*IDK how many times*

People frozen snow happy, happy

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"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was as white as snow."

20 translations later...

"Maribo sheep, my long, short, growth, and Maria is a little bit pregnant, white as snow."

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There's another site that does this: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Said:This is the very very worst translator that I have ever seen in aeons, or perhpas only years.

Got: And then, just two years ago.

Said: I love this site

Went Via: I don't like it

In the end: Make me like you.

 

WHAT THE WAD IS GOING ON?!?

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Said: I love this site

Went Via: I don't like it

In the end: Make me like you.

WHAT THE WAD IS GOING ON?!?

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There's another site that does this: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Said:This is the very very worst translator that I have ever seen in aeons, or perhpas only years.

Got: And then, just two years ago.

Said: I love this site

Went Via: I don't like it

In the end: Make me like you.

 

WHAT THE WAD IS GOING ON?!?

Did you really have to bump this topic? It's been dead for 3 years...

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Did you really have to bump this topic? It's been dead for 3 years...

Did you really have to backseat moderate instead of letting people do what forums were meant for? Topics aren't living, so they can't die.
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"What the F****" Gives us Good Health conditions... lol and that's with 35 translations

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That's worrying.

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*Roll all night through*

 

27 translations latter and you have

 

*Every night of the week*

 

Also so what if its been dead for however long sometimes really great things are discovered when you look in old or unexpected areas.  Also the web site is still there so it can't be all that dead.

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