RRU Quotes 2008-2013

[Alcom Isst]

[12:05:48 AM] jamesster: grapefruit izzes =

[12:05:54 AM] Ciprian: Grape?

[12:06:01 AM] Alcom Isst: Fruit?

[12:06:08 AM] jamesster: Izzes

For the record, I actually like fruit.

[lol username]

[2:13:21 PM] Alcom Isst: Analyzing the basic logic behind statements, Joe. It's the bane of politicians.

[Alcom Isst]

The following are select quotes from the Duck/Linux Fiasco.

 

[6:55:11 PM] Andrew (MsD): wtf is Linux
[6:55:17 PM] (Alexis) Seradima: ...Pff andrew.
[6:55:17 PM] jamesster: hoooooboy

 

[6:55:26 PM] Alcom Isst: WHERE IS CIPRIAN!
[6:55:30 PM] jamesster: CIPPY

 

[6:59:01 PM] Ciprian: WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT LINUX IS!?
[6:59:10 PM] Ciprian: PREPARE FOR CHASTISING!
[6:59:20 PM] jamesster: oh good you got my PM

 

[6:59:52 PM] Ciprian pulls out whip and primer.
[7:00:01 PM] Ciprian: Prepare yourself.

[7:00:08 PM] Andrew (MsD): no

[7:00:51 PM] Cirevam: You're only making it worse for youself, you know.

[7:02:49 PM] Triangle717: Worst mistake of your virtual life, pal!
[7:03:12 PM] Alcom Isst: ...and I can't thank you enough.
[7:03:21 PM] jamesster: So, I won't.

 

[7:07:15 PM] McJobless: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[7:07:19 PM] McJobless: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[7:07:29 PM] McJobless: MY LEATHER SHOES ARE MISSING
[7:07:35 PM] McJobless: f****f****
[7:07:40 PM] McJobless: AAAAARRRRRRRRRGFFFFFFFFGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[7:11:44 PM] Ciprian: Linux is the holy grail of computer operating systems. The best of this giant muddle of terribly designed, programmed, and sometimes obsolete software.
Linux is:
A) More secure than your window will ever be. And don't even bring that up, Mac, you're a sick joke.
B) More customizable than your box will ever be.
C) Not perfect, but a whole lot closer than anything out there.
D) Follows a good standard, unlike windows and Mac which don't even comply with any reasonable standards.
E) Has better performance. I mean seriously, why do you have so much overhead, windows?
F) Any decent distribution is free so you don't have to waste your money. You don't like it? Get another one of the many free distributions. Don't like any? That's your own problem. Go make your own or pay microsoft or apple for their overrated junk.
G) Cannot run your windows only programs. It's a conspiracy! Don't support Microsoft's monopoly!
H) Actually can run windows programs. Wine, as of late, is a whole lot more reliable and even ends up running programs better than Windows itself can.
I) I like it. A lot. That should be reason enough.
J) Supports a wide range of hardware. If you can name the piece of hardware, somebody wrote a kernel module that makes it work. And if nobody did, you can easily request it or write your own.
K) Has the best customer support. Why? There is no customer support. There is no warranty, express or implied. Everything is your own liability you lazy bugger. Something breaks? Fix it yourself with the help of the entire Linux userbase only a forum or stackoverflow post away.
L) Supports posix. That's 100 brownie points right there.
M) Packages. They make life so much easier than dealing with dumb installers, program files hell, and the infernal registry.
N) I'm getting tired of typing this. Switch to linux now or all your base are belong to us.
[7:12:14 PM] Ciprian: YOU HAVE BEEN CHASTISED. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN.
[7:12:25 PM] Ciprian: Ciprian explodes in pink cloud.

[lol username]

9:15 PM - PeabodySam: Now that DDI has copyrighted the title Rock Raiders, that probably means that we won't be seeing LEGO Rock Raiders in the near future for sure.

9:15 PM - PeabodySam: Or, at least, they'll have to be called the R*** R*****.

9:15 PM - jamesster: *clap clap clap*

9:15 PM - PeabodySam: Or, for extra fun...

9:15 PM - PeabodySam: The **ck ****ers.

9:16 PM - jamesster: I nearly spat salsa on my laptop

[IceHusky]

[10:53:39 AM] Acmex: 8400gs is very slow.

[11:02:29 AM] Acmex: WE GET 4.4 ON WEI NOW

[11:04:18 AM] IceHusky: Why don't we use hedgehogs for processing

[11:04:37 AM] IceHusky: blast processing

[11:06:46 AM] Acmex: Because sonic is literally dumber than a computer.

[Alcom Isst]

McJobless: Steamgifts: A website with the only purpose of pissing you off.

 

[8/21/2013 8:45:44 PM] McJobless: I've lost at least 50 copies of those on Steamgifts
[8/21/2013 8:45:48 PM] McJobless: f**** YOU STEAM GIFTS

 

[8/22/2013 7:48:19 PM] McJobless: ZOM
[8/22/2013 7:48:25 PM] McJobless: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
[8/22/2013 7:48:34 PM] McJobless: I WON C&C3 RED ALERT
[8/22/2013 7:48:42 PM] McJobless: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

 

[8/22/2013 7:54:12 PM] McJobless: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
[8/22/2013 7:54:14 PM] McJobless: someone hit me
[8/22/2013 7:54:16 PM] McJobless: i cant
[8/22/2013 7:54:17 PM] McJobless: this
[8/22/2013 7:54:21 PM] McJobless: is really happening

[McJobless]

[11:34:55 AM] Lair: lair of rock loosers CLONE COMMANDOS WILL TAKE DOWN ROCK RAIDERS

[lol username]

[3:50:11 PM] McJobless: Oh my lordy.

[3:50:13 PM] McJobless: What the hell.

[3:50:21 PM] McJobless: My dream...

[3:50:24 PM] McJobless: What the actual f****.

[3:51:07 PM] McJobless: So...it started off with the news that Russia would be doing some debates and Stalin was currently living in a house on top of a hill.

[3:51:37 PM] McJobless: So we skipped a bit and suddenly I was with my friend and f****ing Ali Cat of all the people on the f****ing planet.

[3:51:57 PM] McJobless: And for whatever reason she was working at this lodge where they had motherf****ing pokemon.

[3:52:30 PM] McJobless: So, I was pretty upset that since my last dream about pokemon (years and years and years ago), I still didn't have one.

[3:52:49 PM] McJobless: And I was even more upset you needed all this paperwork and a license to go look for one.

[3:53:06 PM] McJobless: And even then you're not guarenteed to get one since the Pokemon has to "choose you".

[3:53:17 PM] McJobless: This lodge apparently owned all the forest land for miles.

[3:53:38 PM] McJobless: So my friend was laughing hard at my pissed off reactions to just about everything.

[3:53:46 PM] McJobless: I was shooting things, throwing things...

[3:54:08 PM] McJobless: I went outside, and there was this mother f****ing flame pokemon and he was like "I choose you motherf****er."

[3:54:10 PM] McJobless:

[3:54:19 PM] McJobless: And then there was some news that in Russia...

[3:54:29 PM] McJobless: And I can't believe this was actually in my dream.

[3:54:45 PM] McJobless: The entire population of Russia had decided to troll Stalin.

[3:55:02 PM] McJobless: So now people dressed like Hitler were delivering his mail, poping out of the bushes etc.

[3:55:09 PM] McJobless: And then I woke up.

[3:56:56 PM] John: wtf

[Alcom Isst]

[5:36:49 PM] McJobless: NOW I'M HAVING DEADSPACE/STEAMGIFT DREAMS.
[5:36:53 PM] McJobless: WHAT THE f**** IS THIS.

[le717]

(Ported from http://www.rockraidersunited.org/statuses/user/5738-jimbobjeffers/?status_id=6629)

 

JimbobJeffers

Received a new laptop today! Now I can set aside time to finish the Character Skinner.

le717

Hooray! Does that mean you can now use the last non-subscription version of CS?

 

JimbobJeffers

Yes, my brother has a copy of CS5.5 which hopefully extends to two computers, I'll try installing that. FYI, I'm in no favour of the new cloud-based Adobe products.

le717

Usually the Adobe software does extend to two computers. No need to FYI me. I could kinda tell you were against them. I'm against them too.

JimbobJeffers

Let's take 'em down, le. We'll destroy every warehouse where they're cloud systems are stored... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

le717

Hello, Nick? Yes, I'd like to report a break-in at the LEGO Island Data Center. It seems a new-comer to town has destroyed half of the servers, L.E.G.O Radio, L.E.G.O TV, and L.E.G.O Internet has been completely shutdown, half the residents are in fear, and a rumor is floating around that the Brickster had nothing to do with this.

JimbobJeffers

"LEGO Island news reporting in. Officer Nick has just reported wide-spread catastrophe over LEGO Island. Bombs have detonated at every major Internet-connected building on the island, completely isolating the population from the outside universe. The Brickster is proven to have been safely locked in jail. Eye-witness accounts suggest that a large red-skinned cow and a Rock Raider were spotted at the LEGO Island Data Center shortly before the attack. More news coming shortly."

le717

"We interrupt this bulletin with more sports to reports on LEGO Island. Snap Lockitt, in an attempt to bring a bit of order to the sudden chaos, unexpected Rhoda Hogg to a Jet Ski race, where he was quickly beaten, coming in third place 2.5 minutes behind the shark. Clearly, this did nothing to calm everyone down. While the Brickster is confirmed to had nothing to do with the attacks, he took advantage of the disaster and challenged Studz Linkin, Nubby Stevens, and the Infomaniac to a game of head-ball, and encouraged all onlookers to root for their favorite player. This game quickly turned into rubble, however, from Nubby's constant wondering about the bombing, the Infomaniac's oddities, and Studz arguing with the Brickster about who would win. That's all the sports to reports, and I'm Marty Snaps for Radio Sports, coming to you via megaphone in the LEGO Island Police Helicopter."

JimbobJeffers

*A citizen walks into the Infomaniac's center* "Hello! Welcome to LEGO Island. If you select the red brick, you go. If you select the green brick, you stay. *Officer Nick barges through the doors* "DON'T PUSH THE RED BRICK! IT'S A -*

"This is another news report on the latest events at LEGO Island. A bomb just went off at the Infomaniac's home, with a citizen and police officer inside. The glass from the roof shattered onto the ground and... Wait a minute... That wasn't a bomb, it was a fireworks display!"

"The fireworks appear to be leaving a message. It reads... 'Creative Cloud Sucks'. We'll leave the detectives to figure that one out. This is your local news, signing out"

le717

Perfect ending. Nobody ever knows who exactly wrecked the Data Center or why, it was decided to tear down the Center because it would cost too much to repair, a racetrack was built in it's place, and L.E.G.O Radio resumes reporting from an undisclosed location.

JimbobJeffers

But did Adobe get the message? Dun dun DUUUUUUUN!!!

[Alcom Isst]

[7:59:54 PM] McJobless: lol
[7:59:57 PM] McJobless: Name an animal.
[8:00:00 PM] McJobless: Any animal.
[8:00:04 PM] McJobless: Give it sharp teeth.
[8:00:06 PM] McJobless: Poison.
[8:00:10 PM] McJobless: And electricity.
[8:00:13 PM] McJobless: That's what we've got.
[8:00:21 PM] McJobless: Some shoot shurikens and lightning.
[8:00:33 PM] Alcom Isst: Do you have red and white spheres to catch them in?
[8:00:43 PM] jamesster: I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE THAT JOKE ALCOM

[Lair]

[12:50:18 AM] Lair: for starters there's a typo in the account name

[12:50:20 AM] Ramius Antillies: There's a typo in the bloody name.

[12:50:34 AM] Lair: this is where you say ninja and then I say ahahah

[12:50:35 AM] Cyrem: oh I see

[12:50:43 AM] Ramius Antillies: Lair Jedi'd me.

[12:50:48 AM] Lair: oh no

[Alcom Isst]

[8:25:55 PM] Merdon: :c
[8:27:28 PM] Cirevam: :c
[8:27:32 PM] Alcom Isst: :c
[8:27:38 PM] Ramius Antillies: :c
[8:28:07 PM] jamesster: :c

[8:28:47 PM] McJobless:

[deaddius]

[9:05:11 PM] McJobless: 60FPS BEOOTFIAL GRRAPHIZS 64-BIT BLAZT PROOCCESSING

[Drill Master]

This was awhile ago on Skype when the database error was active and I forgot to post it so here it is.

 

 

 

[07/21/2013 2:33 AM]Lair: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[07/21/2013 2:34 AM]Drill Master: go pffffffffff yourself.

[07/21/2013 2:34 AM]Lair: i have no reason to

[07/21/2013 2:34 AM]Drill Master: then stop pfffffffffffffing me.

[07/21/2013 2:35 AM]Lair: I have reason to

[07/21/2013 2:35 AM]Ramius Antillies: Pz. Kpfw. V!

[McJobless]

[7:36:24 PM] McJobless: 1) Strike it rich with Anima and a few other RPGs

[7:36:37 PM] McJobless: 2) Start to move into part time teaching while still making games

[7:36:40 PM] McJobless: 3) Find woman

[7:37:15 PM] (Cell) Shading: 4) f**** her gently

[7:38:05 PM] (Cell) Shading: 5) give her some smooches too

[7:38:13 PM] (Cell) Shading: 6) don't forget to squeeze and say please

[7:38:18 PM] McJobless: 5) Marry woman at big ceremony where I'm dressed as Mario, she's Princess Peach, my friend is both bridesmaid/best man (half the costume as Lugi and half as someone else) and to procced up the aisle it's playing the Mario Theme with barrells rolling down towards me I have to jump over (so instead of the groom being their first, the bride is this time).

[7:38:31 PM] (Cell) Shading: Ok I'm done with that joke

[7:38:35 PM] (Cell) Shading: WAIT NO

[7:38:40 PM] (Cell) Shading: 7) ball her discreetly

[7:38:44 PM] McJobless: 6) Create child and teach them the wonders of philosophy and video games and art

[7:39:05 PM] McJobless:

[7:39:07 PM] McJobless: WHAT THE

[7:39:24 PM] McJobless: :D

[lol username]

[6:56:05 PM] Triangle717: My standards are somewhat low.

[12:04:28 AM] jamesster: http://images.slashdot.org/articles/08/08/22/0242231-2.png

[12:04:44 AM] Lair: mister cheesewiggle sounds like tom baker on helium while drunk

[12:04:54 AM] Lair: oh god

[12:05:20 AM] Lair: you ruined my night

[12:05:29 AM] jamesster: :3

[Cirevam]

[8:30:06 PM] Cirevam: But I'll manage. I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep

[8:36:24 PM] Lair: down in monster hill i'm gonna punch eveERY GAVE DEVELOPER WHO HAS EVER LIVES AND IS NOW LIVINF AND EVER WILL LIVE IN THE NOSE SO HARD THAT THEIR NOSE WILL TURN INTO A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION THAT WILL TURN TJE ENTIRE UNIVERSE INTO CORN AND BLOW UP MY PANTS AND THEN THE ENEPHANT WILL TRN ME INTO BACUM AND HERE I COME MY AND CINEMAN BOB THE BUILDER CAN HE TOUCH BOB DOLE YES HE CAN GRIN HIM UP INOT FRESH MEAT AND HAND THEM ALL SO THAT CAKE TASTES GOOD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[8:38:40 PM] Cirevam: Woah, slow down there Robuttnik

[8:38:54 PM] Cirevam: Wait what am I saying, I'm the fastest thing alive! WAY COOL.

[8:39:00 PM] Lair: what the butt did i just write

[8:39:14 PM] Lair: GOTTA SPEED KEED

[8:39:20 PM] Lair: It's TIME to JUICE AND JAM

[8:39:22 PM] Lair: MY JUICE IS LOOSE

[Lair]

In response to the above

 

[7:44:36 PM] Cirevam: I wonder if anyone else understands what we're talking about or if they think we've just gone crazy again.

[Guurahk204]

or if they think we've just gone crazy again.

 

 

Yes. Yes we do.

[McJobless]

[12:52:12 PM] Customer Sir Mounted: OH G.O.D.S. NO

 

O.T.	Customer Sir Mounted = Jamesster

[IceHusky]

[9/25/13 7:09:37 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: so if he's dinnerbone

[9/25/13 7:09:43 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: would his wife be named tbone

[9/25/13 7:09:49 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: and she would be a steak

[9/25/13 7:10:51 PM] Lair: and then he eats him

[9/25/13 7:11:05 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: *her

[9/25/13 7:11:08 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: kinky

[9/25/13 7:11:15 PM] Lair: *hir

[9/25/13 7:11:18 PM] Lair: *hem

[9/25/13 7:11:23 PM] Lair: *hemp

[9/25/13 7:11:34 PM] Lair: This message has been removed.

[9/25/13 7:11:35 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: *weed

[9/25/13 7:11:40 PM] Lair: *peed

[9/25/13 7:13:16 PM] Lair: *urinated

[9/25/13 7:13:22 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: *pissed

[9/25/13 7:15:20 PM] Lair: *annoyed

[9/25/13 7:16:32 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: *irritated

[9/25/13 7:17:25 PM] Lair: I'm at a loss

[9/25/13 7:17:34 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: *dry skin

[9/25/13 7:18:18 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: *DOVE MOISTURIZERRRARARARAR

[9/25/13 7:18:30 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: doves aren't even soft

[9/25/13 7:18:32 PM] Lair: *bubonic plague

[9/25/13 7:18:38 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: have you even felt a dove before

[9/25/13 7:18:41 PM] Lair: No

[9/25/13 7:18:45 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: they feel like birds

[9/25/13 7:18:46 PM] Lair: I've never touched a bird

[9/25/13 7:18:56 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: oh I have

[9/25/13 7:19:10 PM] Lair: they always fly away

[9/25/13 7:19:15 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: inb4 you call PETA on me

[9/25/13 7:19:30 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: "oh no he touched the bir-" "WE'RE ON OUR WAY"

[9/25/13 7:19:41 PM] Lair: give me the bird

[9/25/13 7:19:51 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: "sir you get a life sentence for sexually molesting this bird"

[9/25/13 7:20:02 PM] Lair: "what about the chicken I choked"

 

[9/25/13 7:21:33 PM] Lair: there are 10 kinds of people

[9/25/13 7:22:00 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: people who use overused jokes, and ones who don't

[9/25/13 7:22:11 PM] Lair: that's only 2

[9/25/13 7:22:16 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: oh

[9/25/13 7:22:23 PM] IceHusky the Pony Homie: I thought you were going to make the binary joke

[9/25/13 7:22:35 PM] Lair: 10 is 2

[9/25/13 7:22:38 PM] Lair: in binary

[9/25/13 7:22:42 PM] Lair: like

[9/25/13 7:22:43 PM] Lair: bob dole

[9/25/13 7:22:45 PM] Lair: is 17

[9/25/13 7:22:48 PM] Lair: in SATAN

 

Just another average day.

[le717]

[7:34:14 PM] Triangle717: SOUNDSCAR EFFECTSLOOPED
[7:34:35 PM] Triangle717: Funny how all the folders and files are all caps.
[7:34:52 PM] Triangle717: ALL CAPS = YELLING
[7:35:02 PM] Segatendo (Xiron): YEAH
[7:35:13 PM] Triangle717: WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF YELLING CRAZIES
[7:35:35 PM] Triangle717: HEY! SIREN.AIF IS LOCATED AT SOUNDSCAR EFFECTSLOOPED!
[7:35:41 PM] Triangle717:

[lol username]

1:20 AM - Merdon: The government shot itself about an hour and a half ago and here I am modding Lego Racers 2.

1:20 AM - Merdon: what is life.

[Alcom Isst]

Tracker: If I drank I'd likely eat a rabbit raw, or something else weird.
IcePlanetAstronaut: If you drank you wouldn't be much worse than you are sober.
Car CrazeXVI: Okay, NOW I'm seeing the creepy in this guy.
 
[12:34:16 AM] jamesster: EXCUSE ME
[12:34:23 AM] jamesster: I'M GOING TO GO REFRESH MYSELF ON ASTRONOMY
[12:35:19 AM] jamesster: ok screw the terminology
[12:35:22 AM] Cdt Alcom Isst: http://theflatearthsociety.org/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Here.
[12:35:25 AM] jamesster: the planet is at the center-
[12:35:27 AM] jamesster: AHAHAHAHANO
[12:35:53 AM] jamesster: the sun is a tiny little thing that orbits the planet, with the moon orbiting at the same speed on the other side