RRU Quotes 2008-2013

[lol username]

[10:56:07 PM] McJobless: http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1044478_622924841065670_111460162_n.jpg

[10:56:20 PM] McJobless: Who here is Canadian.

[10:56:25 PM] McJobless: It's a serious question.

[10:57:29 PM] jamesster: I'll be in Canada in exactly a week

[10:57:39 PM] jamesster: One of my best friends is Canadian

[10:57:47 PM] McJobless: Kill him.

[10:57:49 PM] McJobless: This is science.

[10:58:08 PM] jamesster: this totally explains scott pilgrim

[10:58:46 PM] McJobless:

[10:58:48 PM] McJobless: MY MIND

[10:58:50 PM] McJobless: IS BLOWN

[STUDZ]

Hey, Don't go killing me and Xiron.

 

We'll sic the polar bears on you lot.

[Lair]

[10:47:15 PM] Ramius Antillies: LZ is drugs right now.
[10:47:18 PM] Joe9412: does that mean I can smoke you LZ?
[10:47:22 PM] LordZakida: oh good joe is here
[10:47:35 PM] Joe9412: no im not Joe
[10:47:36 PM] McJobless: Joe, you would smoke LZ's pole.
[10:47:37 PM] Joe9412: im Joe
[10:47:46 PM] Joe9412: what wrong with that?

 

[10:48:51 PM] Ramius Antillies: I'm out.  This is too loopy for me.

[Zephyria]

[12:04:31 AM | Edited 12:04:36 AM] Joe9412: anyone remember the RRU orgy?

[12:04:39 AM] Seradima (Alexis): what the f****

[12:04:44 AM] Lair: [12:04 AM] Seradima (Alexis): 

 

<<< what the f****

[12:04:44 AM] McJobless: You guys did what now?

[Lair]

[4:51:53 PM] McJobless: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[4:52:00 PM] McJobless: EVEN IN MY GODDAM DREAMS

[4:52:05 PM] McJobless: I CAN'T WIN A RACE IN LEGO RACERS

[4:52:10 PM] McJobless: DAFAQ IS THIS.

[Zephyria]

back when the forums were dead.

[1:36:11 AM] McJobless: brb zelda modern warfare rule 34 hardcore wack off

[Alcom Isst]

[1:07:55 AM] Ciprian: But I have it imprinted in my mind as Sega.
[1:07:56 AM] Lair: you know what saga meens

[1:08:01 AM] Ciprian: Yes, I do.
[1:08:06 AM] Ciprian: But I always called it Sega.
[1:09:42 AM] Ramius Antillies: It's ok, Lair, he meens well.
[1:35:45 AM] Ramius Antillies: See what I did there?
[1:37:47 AM] Lair: Don't get me started singing the IMMeen song
[1:37:54 AM] Lair: or mcjobless will flip his lid
[1:38:29 AM] Mechanized.Soul: hi
[1:38:31 AM] Mechanized.Soul: IMsin
[1:38:52 AM] McJobless: http://www.everten.com.au/images/P/Scanpan-Replacement-Lid-L-05.jpg
[1:39:59 AM] Ramius Antillies: Cool?
[1:40:45 AM] Lair: so if that's your lid
[1:40:47 AM] Lair: does this mean
[1:40:50 AM] Lair: you're a pot head?
[1:40:57 AM] McJobless: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
[1:40:59 AM] McJobless: OMG
[1:41:01 AM] McJobless: LAAAAAAAAAIRRR

[Lair]

[4:35:04 PM] McJobless: What the s***...

[4:35:07 PM] McJobless: In my dream...

[4:35:19 PM] McJobless: Ken Levine was a combo of Darth Vader and the Empreror.

[4:35:23 PM] McJobless: He had his own Death Star.

[4:35:29 PM] McJobless: Full of nightclubs.

[4:35:45 PM] McJobless: Then everybody from Irrational Games was living there.

[4:36:03 PM] McJobless: Anyways, the Prime Minster of Australia hated Bioshock apparently.

[4:36:15 PM] McJobless: So he wanted to blow up the Death Star.

[4:36:20 PM] McJobless: But I stopped him.

[McJobless]

Just to continue with the theme of my insane dreams, here's one I had last night (I've removed all the other comments from the beginning for clarity):

 

[8:13:24 AM] McJobless: Just do it.
[8:13:36 AM] McJobless: Now...has anyone had a dream in a dream?
[8:13:49 AM] McJobless: What about a dream that continues on from a dream you had months ago?
[8:14:03 AM] McJobless: How about a dream that feels realistic that isn't a lucid dream?
[8:14:34 AM] McJobless: Because I had one of those f****ers last night and I thought I was going to be penetrated over and over by my English and Religion teachers.
[8:15:23 AM] McJobless: Forgot to do my damn assessments as usual.
[8:15:34 AM] McJobless: But this time I hadn't done it the night before or something.
[8:16:03 AM] McJobless: So I was pacing around the room, turning s*** up looking for my f****ing assessment notifications, checking dates and task types.
[8:16:10 AM] McJobless: It's 3AM in the f****ing dream.
[8:16:15 AM] McJobless: My mum calls out for me.
[8:16:20 AM] McJobless: What the f****.
[8:16:42 AM] McJobless: I ignore her since it's 3-f****ing-AM and I start frantically typing s*** down.
[8:16:51 AM] McJobless: And then I remember the teachers I owe stuff to.
[8:16:56 AM] McJobless: Goddam Usher and Gover.
[8:17:01 AM] McJobless: They scare the s*** out of me.
[8:17:06 AM] McJobless: In real life too.
[8:17:09 AM] McJobless: And let me tell you.
[8:17:16 AM] McJobless: Usher is really hot.
[8:17:20 AM] McJobless: Like, I'm not joking.
[8:17:24 AM] McJobless: Mother of all goodness.
[8:17:35 AM] McJobless: A serious 10/10 would bang.
[8:17:40 AM] McJobless: But they both.
[8:17:46 AM] McJobless: Scare me.
[8:17:51 AM] McJobless: And I owed them assessments.
[8:18:01 AM] McJobless: I could actually feel myself breathing really hard.

[8:18:13 AM] McJobless: And then I woke up for real and I was like "Goddam."

[IceHusky]

[5:41:00 PM] McJobless: Would you too stop fighting about analysis and for a second just stare at the pretty chick outside?

[5:41:11 PM] McJobless: I should bake a cake.

[5:41:15 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I'm not attracted to chickens, sorry

[5:41:26 PM] McJobless: HAR HUR HUEHUEHUE

[5:41:28 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: it's okay if you like that stuff mate

[5:41:32 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: i don't really care

[5:41:34 PM] Ramius Antillies: Yeah, Extreme, come on.  Keep your Zooaphilia to yourself.

[Alcom Isst]

[12:32:28 AM] Ramius Antillies: Those that see spam say "Aye."
[12:32:35 AM] Ramius Antillies: All opposed, "Nay."
[12:32:54 AM] Alcom Isst: Obviously, Aye. Bill
[12:32:58 AM] Lair: Nye
[12:33:12 AM] Lair: ahahahah
[12:33:22 AM] Ramius Antillies: artfully executed.

 

Twas an edit.

[Lair]

[3:41:46 PM] Triangle717: Ok

[3:41:53 PM] Triangle717: Gtg

[3:42:05 PM] Triangle717: Leaving wife

an edit later

[3:42:05 PM | Edited 3:42:13 PM] Triangle717: Leaving wifi

[Lair]

[7:48:01 PM] Joe9412: whats bens name?
[7:48:08 PM] Lair: ben...
[7:48:11 PM] Anonymouse: Uuuh Ben?
[7:48:17 PM] Anonymouse: Just a wild guess


[5:09:00 PM] Ramius Antillies: So Anon, why the sudden resurgence?
[5:10:14 PM] Addictgamer: Mouse isn't in here?
[5:10:25 PM] Ramius Antillies: oh f****
[5:10:31 PM] Ramius Antillies: Wrong chat

[le717]

[3:41:46 PM] Triangle717: Ok

[3:41:53 PM] Triangle717: Gtg

[3:42:05 PM] Triangle717: Leaving wife

an edit later

[3:42:05 PM | Edited 3:42:13 PM] Triangle717: Leaving wifi

Though I will forever love full-size, physical keyboards, I think these mobile, touch-screen keyboards were created to bring humor into our otherwise dull conversation text.

[Yajmo]

 

 

Select vehicle? Pfft... Son, when I was young we BUILT our vehicles (LEGO Racers 1).

Pfft...son, when I was young I BUILT my own vehicle (actual physical LEGO sets and creativity).

 

SON... That is all I had when I was younger... Then I got LR1 for the N64.

 

Pfft... Son, when I was young we CRAFTED our vehicles (original wooden LEGO toys).

Because I am that old. *sarcasm*

 

 

Son, when I was young we didn't HAVE vehicles.

 

 

Son, when I was young we didn't HAVE vehicles.

Son, when I was young, we had modular houses and faceless minifigs!

 

 

Son, when I was young, we stopped doing this annoying, pointless thing and stayed ontopic.

Tis a shame the WIiU is still terrible.

 

 

Son, when I was young, we did C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERs!

Seeing as I can stand the Wii motion stuff (to an extent) I probably wouldn't mind the Wii U.

[Alcom Isst]

After reading many commonsensemedia.org reviews...

 

[6:50:25 PM] Linus: "They shouldn't let children into real life because there are scary things like thunder"

[Addictgamer]

[5:24:26 PM] Joe: I just made the best thing in the world

[5:24:38 PM] Joe: whenever you stare at an enderman What is Love starts playing

[5:25:08 PM] Extreme110: Hey Joe.

[5:25:17 PM] Extreme110: I heard if you stare long enough, Tali comes back to life.

[5:25:43 PM] Joe: This is amazing

[5:25:50 PM] Extreme110: So is Tali.

[5:25:54 PM] Joe: Im going to the end with diamond gear

[5:26:06 PM] Extreme110: I got to the end of Mass Effect with Tali alive.

[Lair]

[11:15:06 PM] Cyrem: oh wow didn't even know people used this
[11:15:41 PM] Ramius Antillies: They do.
[11:15:45 PM] Ramius Antillies: Seen it on Reddit a few times.
[11:16:26 PM] Lair: *Read it on Reddit
[11:17:47 PM] Ramius Antillies: No, I saw the meme.
[11:17:51 PM] Ramius Antillies: The meme is a picture.
[11:17:58 PM] Ramius Antillies: The text is different for each use.
[11:18:02 PM] Lair: Whoosh
[11:18:05 PM] Lair: right over your head

[Drill Master]

(JAL is me on Skype for those who don't already know)

 

[08/11/2013 2:12 AM] McJobless: Important business people.

[08/11/2013 2:12 AM] McJobless: That means me.

[08/11/2013 2:12 AM] McJobless: We have meetings.

[08/11/2013 2:12 AM] McJobless: And conferences.

[08/11/2013 2:14 AM] JAL: I'm important business people.

[08/11/2013 2:14 AM] McJobless: Doing what?

[08/11/2013 2:15 AM] JAL: Stuff.

[08/11/2013 2:15 AM] McJobless: Ah-huh. "Stuff".

[08/11/2013 2:15 AM] JAL: Important stuff.

[08/11/2013 2:15 AM] McJobless: Oh really?

[08/11/2013 2:15 AM] JAL: Important business stuff.

[08/11/2013 2:15 AM] McJobless: Such as?

[08/11/2013 2:15 AM] McJobless: Sure.

[08/11/2013 2:16 AM] JAL: Important business stuff for important business people like me.

[08/11/2013 2:17 AM] McJobless: Please explain it.

[08/11/2013 2:33 AM] Ramius Antillies: He's helping the Forerunner's redesign their Halo rings so that Flood don't survive the next time the rings are activated.

[08/11/2013 2:38 AM] JAL: ^That

[08/11/2013 5:34 AM] McJobless: And wipe us out in the process?

[08/11/2013 5:34 AM] McJobless: Nice going braniac.

[Zephyria]

[8:56:36 PM] jamesster: Just so ya know, my dad was basically a pseudo-hippie

[8:56:42 PM] jamesster: didn't get into drugs and all that

[8:56:42 PM] jamesster: but

[8:56:46 PM] jamesster: man, his old passport pic...

[8:56:50 PM] jamesster: I lol'd SO hard when I saw it
[8:57:06 PM] jamesster: He had long hair and played in bands in canada illegally and stuff

 

[Alcom Isst]

[9:22:12 PM] jamesster: "Yellow Skin Color Natural Environmental Protection Latex Teletubbies Mask"
[9:22:18 PM] jamesster: WHO WOULD BUY THIS
[9:22:21 PM] jamesster: WHY
[9:22:26 PM] McJobless: I would.
[9:22:29 PM] jamesster: oh ok

[Lair]

jamesster: "Sorry Santa, this year you're getting coal."

source

[lol username]

Wes Jenkins: "I'm too f*kn techno-amish to figure out how to do that- so I need another smoke break...."

[Yajmo]

WES! This hilarious! Santa Claus dosen't beleive in YOU!

 

[Zephyria]

[11:29:09 PM] Ciprian: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[11:29:13 PM] Ciprian: I HAVE CREATED A NEW REFRESHMENT.

[11:29:15 PM] Ciprian: I CALL IT

[11:29:21 PM | Edited 11:29:47 PM] Ciprian: ICE TEA.

[11:30:44 PM] jamesster: IS IT ANY DIFFERENT FROM ICED TEA?

[11:31:28 PM] Ciprian: Heck yes

[11:31:39 PM] Ciprian: Earlier I made some iced tea

[11:31:47 PM | Edited 11:31:54 PM] Ciprian: Then I and shoved it in the freezer and went to work

[11:31:58 PM] Ciprian: 3 hours later...

[11:32:01 PM] jamesster: ICED TEASICLE

[11:32:11 PM] (Alexis) Seradima: James

[11:32:11 PM] Ciprian: A NEW ICECREAM DRINK HAS BEEN BORN

[11:32:15 PM] jamesster: or ice tea

[11:32:15 PM] (Alexis) Seradima: I read that as Iced Testicle

[11:32:19 PM] Ciprian: ice tea, yes.

[11:32:22 PM] jamesster: oh wad

[11:32:23 PM] Ciprian: It's so beautiful

[[11:32:23 PM] Ciprian: It's so beautiful

[11:32:26 PM] Ciprian: The core is pure tea

[11:32:35 PM] Ciprian: Surrounded by a sparkly crystal

[11:32:58 PM] Ciprian: Step 1: Puncture the crystal with a knife

[11:33:03 PM] Ciprian: Step 2: Insert straw

[11:33:08 PM] Ciprian: Step 3: Drink icy goodness

[11:33:13 PM] Ciprian: Step 4: Blow on crystal and watch it melt

[11:33:17 PM] Ciprian: Step 5: Drink rest of tea.

[11:33:18 PM] (Alexis) Seradima: iced testicle

[11:33:42 PM] Ciprian: It's so beautiful, I wanna take a picture of it.

[11:33:51 PM] Ciprian: It tasted very good too