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Goob's infamous day

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Goob

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I want to tell you all how much the neighborhood loves to see a yellow truck running around. But they realize they can't afford one, so they exercise communism on me.

And to show their love:

They key the hell out of it.

They take the tires, the tailgate, the doors, the hood, the muffler, the catalyc converter, air conditioner, head lights, tail lights, the battery, and my XM radio.

It looks like they took a 5 lb sledge hammer to the engine (minor damage, but the fan was destroyed) multiple times.

Graffiti in the shape of a [Please Talk Properly] EVERYWHERE. (It isn't much yellow anymore. It's blue)

I found about 2 lbs of pot in the bed (a gift??? (but I'm not a stoner...)), along with 6 road kill.

And inside the gas tank, there was a half burnt newspaper. (THANK GOD I HAD A FULL TANK OF GAS).

This was on school grounds, surveillanced by cameras.

I am not happy.

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:0 WTH! Not your yellow truck?

Please tell me you have: A) Have insurance B) Reported to the police C) Laugh at their faces for getting a criminal record.

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You need to make your truck intelligent enough to dodge keys and hammers attached to long handels.

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Stoner reporting.

Look, that's some serious [Please Talk Properly] going down there...it might be time to get a little revenge?

And sorry about your truck man. How much will repairs a new truck cost?

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Wait, my dad works as a body repair person and disassembling all that stuff would take a whole day, if not more. Sounds like they stripped it down to nothing but the frame and engine, and painted pictures of pingases all over it. I hope you get the police onto this.

It was surveillanced? How were they not picked up? If that much damage was done, then I recommend getting a new truck.

Where did they get that much drugs O.o

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SERIOUSLY?? HOW MUCH FREAKIN LOWER CAN YOU GET??

They're not funny. Especially when you unintentionally run one over with your truck because you couldn't see him. Now I'm 16. What is the insurance gonna say?

From I can't see you down there...

I think the reason this happened lies in that blog.

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:0 WTH! Not your yellow truck?Please tell me you have: A) Have insurance B) Reported to the police C) Laugh at their faces for getting a criminal record.

Yes I have insurance, luckly our friends (an overhaul mastermind) offered to fix her up at minimum charge; God bless him.

SERIOUSLY?? HOW MUCH FREAKIN LOWER CAN YOU GET??They're not funny. Especially when you unintentionally run one over with your truck because you couldn't see him. Now I'm 16. What is the insurance gonna say?From I can't see you down there...I think the reason this happened lies in that blog.

Naw, he finally found a sence of humor and moved on from it. That was only side and hood damage.

Wait, my dad works as a body repair person and disassembling all that stuff would take a whole day, if not more. Sounds like they stripped it down to nothing but the frame and engine, and painted pictures of pingases all over it. I hope you get the police onto this. It was surveillanced? How were they not picked up? If that much damage was done, then I recommend getting a new truck. Where did they get that much drugs O.o

I probably will report this to the police. Our police are awesome. They did pick something up: a group of 4, but they couldn't match any of the faces...YET. We got a friend that will patch her up for now. Don't ask me where they got the drugs. I have a life thank you. :ilaser:

:0 WTH! Not your yellow truck?Please tell me you have: A) Have insurance B) Reported to the police C) Laugh at their faces for getting a criminal record.

Yes. Now a block of moldy butter. :'(

You know overall, they are retarded. If they could do that, why wouldn't they just take the whole truck? /:|

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I think they just did that to make you really mad.

errrrrrrrrrrrr.... vandalizing and taking things makes your a thief, criminal and scum. Making sure they made someone mad is the least of their problems.

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