DONT BUY ONE TODAY

Joe9412 : (06:45 PM) terrible rash, explosive farts, growing tentacle arms, haveing a strange craving for slime, becoming a BEEB, having a desire to infect people with an alien embryo, etc.

Joe9412 : (06:43 PM) this computer is not sold any where and may cause some of the sypotems mentioned above

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