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Wirza

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It's fair time. When fair is gver, I'll make a proper BDG Post. Just not enough time right now. But, that's not important.

 

It was the first night of fair. Everyone was tired. None of the advisors for the sheep barn were there. I needed a place to sit. We barely were able to get both sheep in a stall. I went to sign up for herdsmenship for the next day. On the coark board was the worst poster I've ever seen. 

 

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Because children can only communicate with hashtags and selfies. 

 

Flash forward two days. I finished fitting and showing with my lamb. I'm hot. I'm sweaty. I'm still in FFA Official dress which, by the way, looks like this:

 

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That jacket's corduroy, by the way.

 

Anyways, I'm rushing to the rv. I needed a change of clothes and water. Of course, some idiot put a listen2yourselfie booth between the barns and the rest of the campground. They weren't open yet, thank god. About an hour later, I walked back to the sheep barn to take care of my animals. They weren't open yet. Once they were fed lunch and water, I left the barn. The booth was open. They caught me. s***. They then talked my ear off and handed me this:

 

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This is really stupid. First of all, this hunt was designed for the lincoln county fair. In rural Washington. RURAL WASHINGTON. Most parents here either don't believe kids should have phones, or can't afford them. So let's assume bob has a phone, and is willing to go through this. Let's see how hard this can be.

 

1. A baby goat

 

I believe you mean a "kid", but okay. This paper was created before the fair. There's no guarantee anyone brought a kid. Next.

 

2. An FFA member

 

The booth opened an hour after all animal events happened. If anyone's still in official dress, they're insane. Also, they can't, it's against FFA Rules. Next.

 

3. The queen's flower display

 

Fair enough. 

 

4. A bunny

 

They're called "rabits" around here. Next. 

 

5 and 6 I have nothing to complain about.

 

The guaranteed prize? A selfie. Who could've guessed that? And you have a chance to win an ipod. What can an ipod do that a cell phone with access to social media can't? Oh yeah, satisfy spoiled white kids. In rural washington.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

F***

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