To the Director whom this concerns;

I remained silent when you unfortunately modified the rules and regulations, allowing for members with no pants to join. I remained silent when you permanently terminated the "Cow Car Fund", which would have raised funds for our very own security tour bus which we would use to visit offending members in real life, so that we could ban them permanently. I even remained silent when you destroyed the need to be an active member of RRU society (mainly because I decided to become less active after such offence to spite you).

I unfortunately cannot remain silent any more. The recent behaviour of forum members has been erratic, foolish, and downright insane. There has been an alarming rise in unquestionably "revolutionary" actions, specifically involving the use of forum avatars and status updates to post "hidden" and "secret" messages which push an anti-RRU agenda. Clearly, a rebellion is happening right below your nose, and you have failed to pick up the scent. When I sent you cases of evidence to support my argument, you simply brushed it off as "RRU being RRU".

I must therefore step down from my position as Senior Overlord Constable Pants Enforcer Major. This move has not been made in haste, nor was it done without considerations for where my true purpose lies; I have already made the proper arrangements to join with RRU's "HAZMAT" department, and will be taking on the role of "Master Commander Sergeant of the Dark Knight's Round Table" with the responsibility of cleaning up this mess that you have failed to prevent.

For the benefit of your department, information is strictly on a need-to-know basis. With that said, I have been given authorisation to inform you that we will be specifically targeting several known problem users over the next few weeks. RRU HQ has confirmed that we will be paid a bounty for every unsavoury avatar, status update, blog entry or gallery image that we quash.

I wish you all the best in your endeavours, and I look forward to cleaning up your mess by fighting fire with fire.

Sincerely,

Master Commander Sergeant McJobless of the Dark Knight's Round Table.