jamesster: Somebody just ran by me, their first name "Gorilla"

PeabodySam: Which almost looks Latin.

jamesster: they're an eagle

PeabodySam: Eagorilla?

PeabodySam: I'm just going to call him Eagor.

PeabodySam: Let's find Kownt Drunkula so he can work for him.

jamesster: hah

PeabodySam: And together they can make Fronkenshteen.

PeabodySam: But oh no Cragger stole the cheese.

PeabodySam: Now they have no more drugs.

PeabodySam: So now it's up to Rex Furry to save the day.

jamesster: my brain hurts

PeabodySam: And then along comes Dali, and he's all like, "rhinos, dude!"

PeabodySam: Then suddenly peacocks chased the skunks up the waterfall.

PeabodySam: Upside down.

jamesster: the load times on this game are like LI2-ish

PeabodySam: Then a big something like the Combine opened up in the sky.

jamesster: though according to the community manager it's due to server stress and will be fixed

PeabodySam: A CD pizza came out and flattened everyone.

jamesster: https://community.lego.com/t5/LEGENDS-OF-CHIMA-ONLINE/bd-p/Legends_of_Chima_Online

PeabodySam: And Dr. Pepper who was the Brickster's not son proclaimed, "I have long load times copyrighted!"

PeabodySam: Then bug reporting spontaneously combusted and exploded.

PeabodySam: After some dude was watching Suicide Mouse back in the day and said "oh no i have to go poop now".

jamesster: is this real life

PeabodySam: And then WHO ARE YOU? also caught on fire.

PeabodySam: And the Archette was on fire.

PeabodySam: And the updates were on fire.

PeabodySam: Roses are red

PeabodySam: Violets are red

PeabodySam: Trees are red

PeabodySam: Grass is red

PeabodySam: Dammit my front yard is on fire.

PeabodySam: DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC

jamesster: no

PeabodySam: But then AgentJHM11 was not impressed.

PeabodySam: And pacman87 does know how to arrow keys.

PeabodySam: And WhiteAlligator is confused because there's only green and brown crocodiles.

PeabodySam: Maybe.

jamesster: I'm working on LEGO Message Boards Simulator v1.0

PeabodySam: And then diglett809 used CARRY OVER!

PeabodySam: It's not very effective...

jamesster: Lair was gonna do it but his mind melted in shock when he saw some of the posts there

PeabodySam: And then Transmunks262 initiated Alpha Mode and transmunked into a chipmunk.

jamesster: OH I SEE HOW IT IS GAME, I CAN WAIT THREE AND A HALF HOURS TO WAIT FOR THIS ITEM TO CRAFT

jamesster: OR I CAN SPEND SIX GOLD BRICKS AND GET IT INSTANTLY

PeabodySam: And then diglett809 proclaimed...

jamesster: https://na.chimaonline.com/en/gold-bricks

PeabodySam: Post in ALL the topics!

PeabodySam: An hours ago!

PeabodySam: But then Rocket Racer took all the Gold Bricks and hid them around Sandy Bay, Dino Island, Mars, Arctic, and Xalax.

PeabodySam: He hid more in Nimbus System, but then something exploded because Michael Bay is directing this, and they turned blue instead.

PeabodySam: Now...

PeabodySam: THEY'RE BLUE

PeabodySam: BABADIBABADIE

PeabodySam: IF THEY WERE GREEN THEY WOULD DIE

jamesster: HOLY CRUD I JUST HEARD A SOUND EFFECT FROM LU ALPHA/EARLY BETA

PeabodySam: SUDDENLY NOSTALGIA

jamesster: THE ORIGINAL ACHIEVEMENT SOUND IS USED WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING

PeabodySam: It's not very effective...

jamesster: meh

PeabodySam: But to buy something, you need money.

PeabodySam: And suddenly Medic took ALL the money.

PeabodySam: No more LU beta sound effect for you.

jamesster: :c

PeabodySam: Because Chima needs more HATS.

PeabodySam: HATS JAMESSTER

PeabodySam: HATS

PeabodySam: Then HATS send a transmission...

PeabodySam: ALL YOUR CHEESE ARE BELONG TO US

PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF THIS TEXT] and changed flowers.

jamesster: you said that as I was buying headgear

PeabodySam: Now the flowers are HATS.

PeabodySam: But is RED now BLU?

PeabodySam: That depends on who you are.

PeabodySam: You'll see.

PeabodySam: COME TO CHIMA

PeabodySam: No, come to LEGO Island.

PeabodySam: We've got racing and jetskiing and building and flying and watching and driving and having fun and -

PeabodySam: NO

PeabodySam: CHIMA

PeabodySam: WE HAVE CHEESE

PeabodySam: Go Crocs

PeabodySam: Unless Lions are with a sledgehammer

jamesster: My character is named Bionic StromlingBearclaw

PeabodySam: Right before Jake Thunder kills everyone with a RAWKET LAWNCHAIR

PeabodySam: Then SUDDENLY JOHNNY THUNDER

PeabodySam: It's super effective!

PeabodySam: Jake Thunder DED

PeabodySam: Johnny Thunder gains 1006 exp. points and gets a role in a new movie.

PeabodySam: YAY

PeabodySam: LEGO faith has been restored.

PeabodySam: SIMPSONS

PeabodySam: LEGO faith has been lost.

PeabodySam: Faith is a fragile thing.

jamesster: So are LEGO models.

PeabodySam: With Galaxy Squad and LEGO Movie, it is strengthened.

jamesster: And this game.

PeabodySam: Then cheese and beer come along and everything exploded.

PeabodySam: But then the ice cream melted, prompting PeabodySam to suddenly go AFK.

jamesster: aw

PeabodySam: So PeabodySam wasn't front, and the ice cream are ded.

PeabodySam: And the moon was almost at top of where at the sky and bird.

PeabodySam: Then Jeff Bridges was a star, man.

PeabodySam: Which reminded Laval of more CHEESE

PeabodySam: And then Laval was in two videogames

PeabodySam: But his arch nemesis Lava was in infinitely more.

PeabodySam: So Laval lost and resorted to cheating.

PeabodySam: Which sounds a lot like cheesing.

PeabodySam: He plasmified at twelve o'clock while riding a Speedorz.

PeabodySam: But then he crashed his Speedorz into Warrior's car and exploded.

PeabodySam: So now he has to go collect drones.

PeabodySam: To upgrade his cheese.

PeabodySam: But Laval went to Ogel's Island to look for drones.

PeabodySam: And instead he found Slimy Slugs because he went to OGEL Island instead.

jamesster: a slimy slug is invading your ramblings

PeabodySam: Then Laval was los tin space.

PeabodySam: Which is like los tin cup which is about golf, which is a SPOATS.

PeabodySam: XBOX, go home, you're drunk.

PeabodySam: TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE

PeabodySam: And so Microsoft reverted back to Windows XP.

PeabodySam: But Duke Nukem kept spamming them.

PeabodySam: BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

jamesster: I'm a bear with pointy sticks and a pink vest

PeabodySam: And then a malformation of falling rocks happened.

PeabodySam: All at the same time.

PeabodySam: So now we've got TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE

PeabodySam: And everywhere Laval went, it eroded the ground away.

PeabodySam: So the Rock Raiders hated him for causing Lake of Fire.

PeabodySam: So they booted his sorry Soviet behind back to Canada.

PeabodySam: There, Laval found drones.

PeabodySam: So he needed to go back to Xalax but didn't have spesship.

PeabodySam: So he hitched a ride with the blacktron and Joe Spaceborn.

PeabodySam: Who is distantly related to Jim Spaceborn.

PeabodySam: But then that's no moon.

PeabodySam: That's an infomooniac.

PeabodySam: So we need dramatic music.

PeabodySam: DADA DAAA DADA DAAA DADA DAAA DADA DAAAA

PeabodySam: Infomooniac just keeps showing up in Alderaan places at Alderaan times.

jamesster: did I fall asleep

jamesster: because this is surreal for real life but average for my dreams

PeabodySam: But then they had salvation.

PeabodySam: Because Ernie was a black hole.

PeabodySam: So Conker had a really bad fur day.

PeabodySam: Because Elmo wanted to learn math from Ernie, and divided by a ghost dog from a Tim Burton film.

PeabodySam: Then suddenly Cthulego.

PeabodySam: ...

PeabodySam: Nah, no Cthulego.

PeabodySam: Anyways...

PeabodySam: Infomooniac, Laval, and the drones got sucked into Ernie's hole.

PeabodySam: It was really dark in there.

jamesster: oh goodness

PeabodySam: And then they were at Xalax.

PeabodySam: And Laval gave the drones to Warrior.

PeabodySam: But Warrior was mad because they were the wrong type of drones.

PeabodySam: He wanted Skeleton Drones, but Laval got him Ice Drones.

PeabodySam: So he got kicked out of LEGO Racers 2.

PeabodySam: So Laval had to find a different game company.

jamesster: is this like some sort of alternate universe of the DARPG

PeabodySam: But then, Laval was ensnared in a net by a devil.

PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [uNGRASPABLE TEXT].

PeabodySam: So Laval went to TellTale.

PeabodySam: And they were all like, "WRONG TT GAMES"

PeabodySam: So they booted his sorry Soviet behind back to Canada again.

PeabodySam: But luckily, he found a magic balloon and floated to Nintendo.

PeabodySam: But John McCain beat him to the Wii U.

PeabodySam: So he had to settle for the 3DS instead.

PeabodySam: And that, my friends, is how "Lava's Journey" came to be.

PeabodySam: But Dr. Pepper who was the Brickster's not son was still mad because the cheese topping from the CD pizza was missing.

PeabodySam: GUESS WHO

PeabodySam: It was the Crack-odiles!

PeabodySam: And it was revealed that the whole thing started because Cragger ran out of crack and wanted to try cheese as a substitute.

PeabodySam: But everyone was sad in Fabuland because there weren't enough HATS.

PeabodySam: Except the snakes, so they got kicked out of Fabuland and had to settle in Ninjago instead.

PeabodySam: Then the cheese wars wrecked Fabuland.

jamesster: sorry was claiming a portal thing

jamesster: what the

PeabodySam: Then Cave Johnson introduced lemons to Fabuland.

PeabodySam: Everything caught on fire.

PeabodySam: So he needed infomooniac rocks to create portals.

PeabodySam: But the only way to get that was to get inside Ernie's black hole.

PeabodySam: Luckily, they had a Space Core to do the job.

PeabodySam: But then the Space Core ended up in Skyrim.

PeabodySam: And that caused the Darkitect to [uNGRASPABLE TEXT].

PeabodySam: So Nexus Force was ded.

PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [YOU] and [CANNOT] with [GRASP] potato [THE] Danielle Radcliffe [TRUE] with a bucket of [FORM] then [OF] suddenly dinosaurs [THIS] so you'll have to [TEXT] sideways.

PeabodySam: And LEGO Universe asploded.

PeabodySam: And LEGO execs were all like, "Our MMO has failed. LET'S MAKE ANOTHER!"

PeabodySam: Because Medic was whispering to them about FREE MONEY.

PeabodySam: But they had a cheese shortage.

PeabodySam: Which gave them an idea.

PeabodySam: Two seconds later, they slapped this game together.

PeabodySam: And now you know.

PeabodySam: And knowing is half the battle.

PeabodySam: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!?

PeabodySam: [/end]

jamesster: http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/busey_clapping.gif

PeabodySam: Clearly, the best Chima fanfic ever.

jamesster: holy crud man