<Many months ago I had an idea. It was to play on the idiocy of Rock Raiders, so I made full of grammar errors to accentuate that fact. Oh, and I can't sing that well, so if you want to help in dealing with that, be my guest.>

Whoa whoa <use the one from the game>

When I drive on by, Raiders be thinking like what's he gonna fry

I'm cool to the heat, passin' by some peat in my hard seat, wahoo

this is how I move, highpower drill, gotta keep things smooth

its Moron with the big green visor

and like Idiot I'm none the wiser

yeah, Chief look that tool store x3

yeah, I build good

yeah, Chief look that tool store x3

yeah, I build good

when I start drilling the wall (<drillsound burst>), this is what I see (what?)

every raider stops and they're starin' at me

I got explosives in that wall and I aren't afraid to show it, show it, show it

I'm drilling and I blow it x2

wohahaho <I am sure you can figure this one out>

When i'm feelin' hungry, priorities don't mean a thing

and slugs are invadin' my base, i'm at the canteen stuffin my yellow face (omnomnnom)

this is how I derp, come on Axel, it's time to slurp (noddles, that is)

we head to the 'teen, Axel bein' quite worried

No brain, no brawn, and I still get flurried (dessert!)

yeah, Chief look that tool store x3

yeah, I build good

yeah, Chief look that tool store x3

yeah, I build good

when I start drilling the wall the wall (<drillsound burst>), this is what I see (what?)

every raider stops and they're starin' at me

I got explosives in that wall and I aren't afraid to show it, show it, show it

I'm drilling and I blow it x2

I'm drilling and I blow it. . .

work it hard x2

shovel,shovel,shovel,shovel,shovel,phew x3 <More game sounds>

shovel,shovel,shovel,shovel,shovel, hup hah<Even More game sounds>

Use that shovel raider <Chief>

I'm clearing rubble sir

ouf <yet even More game sounds>

I'm drilling and I blow it.

yeah, Chief look that tool store x3

yeah, I build good

yeah, Chief look that tool store x3

yeah, I build good

I'm drilling and I blow it!